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[uttaku]

that zombie elephant corpse i wrestled to death

[ein]

I had an adventurer named Gilgamesh who killed things with the severed head of a catoblepas. That was fun. When body parts are not available, I usually use pebbles or sand, because there is little more hilarious than breaking a giant's back with a thrown handful of sand....unless it's killing a catoblepas with the head of another catoblepas.

Awesome.
He's one of my favourite characters from mythology.

[SeanTucker]

TROUSERS.

[piecewise]

beating a man to death with one of his own severed limbs is funny.

Beating his children to death with their father's head is priceless.

[Peewee]

Levers.

Oh wait, adventure mode.
Stacks of coins.

[Creamcorn]

A back pack full of lead bins full of lead bars.

[ein]

A back pack full of lead bins full of lead bars.

Ouch...
That is awesome, but completely defies physics, and thus, does not count.

[Jetman123]

I like beating people with pants.

[Rockphed]

I think I used a camel corpse to kills some wolves a couple days ago.  Though first I used it to smack an orc guard a couple times.  Before that the guard stole my steel sword.

[Evil One]

Strangling someone to death with their own underwear.

Drawing a group of enraged elves to an old fort and launching them into a wall with a bridge now that's fun.

[kotekzot]

I had an adventurer named Gilgamesh who killed things with the severed head of a catoblepas. That was fun. When body parts are not available, I usually use pebbles or sand, because there is little more hilarious than breaking a giant's back with a thrown handful of sand....unless it's killing a catoblepas with the head of another catoblepas.

i think i'm going to one up you there. i once threw a dire wolf's head so hard at a regular wolf its head got smashed in, an unrecognizeable mess.

[Okenido]

Coins.

They're quite effective and give you entertaining mental imagery.

[piecewise]

Coins.

They're quite effective and give you entertaining mental imagery.

Something like the "smooth criminal" music video but instead of flipping a coin into a coin slot you decapitate children with it.

[kotekzot]

Coins.

They're quite effective and give you entertaining mental imagery.

congratulations, you've invented baofu (one of the characters from persona 2: eternal punishment). bonus points if your character can remove the hdd from a laptop with one hand in a pinch.

[Greiger]

I remember him vaguely.  I haven't played Persona 2 since high school though, so my memory is fuzzy.  I believe I was paranoid that every time he attacked I lost 3 yen.

My personal favorite is thrown large serrated disks.  But I did beat up a modded grass assassin(giant preying mantis) with it's own scythe arm once, after getting my sword stuck in a leg.  Was fairly awesome, I completely expected to die horribly.