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jasonxfri13th

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Most violent/metal thing ever
« on: June 07, 2009, 06:51:03 pm »

Killing animals with the body parts they tore out.

The spinning human Chunk strikes The Cougar in the left rear leg!
It is mangled!
The spinning human Chunk strikes The Cougar in the tail!
It is mangled!
The spinning human Chunk strikes The Cougar in the lower body!
It is mangled!
The Cougar's stomach has been bruised!
The Cougar's right kidney has been broken!
The Cougar's left kidney has been badly bruised!
The Cougar is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Cougar slams into an obstacle!
The spinning human Chunk strikes The Cougar in the left rear leg!
It is mangled!
You pick up the human Chunk and put it in your Rope reed backpack.
You pick up the human Chunk and put it in your Rope reed backpack.
You pick up the human Chunk and put it in your Rope reed backpack.
You pick up the human Chunk and put it in your Rope reed backpack.
The spinning human Chunk strikes The Cougar in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
The Cougar is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Cougar slams into an obstacle!
The Cougar has been struck down.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 07:56:20 pm »

Hitting a goblin so hard that when it hits the side of the dark fortress, chunks fly up to the top level.

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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 08:11:03 pm »

Hitting a goblin so hard, the parts fly up into the air, stun a demon, and send it hurtling into the ground in a violent explosion leaving nothing but a torso.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 08:14:48 pm »

"You have struck galena!"  ;)

More seriously, chopping a creature's limbs off one at a time to prevent it from bleeding out, collecting its severed limbs, then beating the creature so everything that's left is mangled.  Eye gouging is required, obviously.  Then you let the poor thing go because it's suffered enough.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2009, 08:17:59 pm by Remalle »
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 01:40:31 am »

"You have struck galena!"  ;)

More seriously, chopping a creature's limbs off one at a time to prevent it from bleeding out, collecting its severed limbs, then beating the creature so everything that's left is mangled.  Eye gouging is required, obviously.  Then you let the poor thing go because it's suffered enough.

I did that. Except I set it on fire in the end.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 04:17:37 am »

What! It'll die too quickly then  ;)
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 08:16:06 am »

What! It'll die too quickly then  ;)

Suffering = Pain x Time

As long as I inflict five times as much pain, it can die in a fifth of the time for the same effect.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 08:35:11 am »

hitting a wolf with my own shoe, then wrestling the kidney the wolf just tore out of me from its mouth, beating the wolf to death with it, then throwing it at another wolf making its head explode, then dying of blood loss. not sure how the kidney happened, every other time its just been chunks that animals pull out like in the first post.

also, in one of the forts from the traps and attractions thread, reaching the lower level of a fort via a giant stairway, coming out in a massive room that went off in all directions, then being set upon from all angles by tentacle demons. in the fight one demon picked up a human lasher, pulled his lash off him, then hit him with it repeatedly before impaling him on one of its claws. that fight ended with me, unarmed on the ground crawling frantically away from the last demon, who had my last axe stuck in his shoulder. i found an arrow on the ground, turned and threw it at him, striking him in the face. this left him stunned long enough for me to stand up, pull my axe out and finish him. out of a party maxed out with companions only myself and an unconcious crossbowmen survived. that encouter is the height of awesomeness that i still compare all other game playing experiences to.

from fort mode - having my sherrif hit a recruits liver out with a steel hammer, damaging nothing else in his body. and then getting the "has taken joy in slaughter recently" and "has had a good sparring session recently" thoughts. having my multiple legendary mayor tantrom and kill half the platewearing legendary wrestler guards and several of her own pet cats. also, having a wrestler rip another wrestlers lung out.

and for just plain weird, having horses and cats and things grapple and break my limbs when they have been knocked over. not sure if that still happens, but the image of a small cat locking a humans arm in a wrestling hold then breaking it is demented.
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jasonxfri13th

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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 09:16:22 am »

I meant things you actually did.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 09:36:44 am »

I am quite sure that internal body parts cannot be torn out, unless you did some mistake by modding and set them as external.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 09:54:38 am »

I killed a demon by falling on it and then used its body as a weapon.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 10:40:38 am »

I am quite sure that internal body parts cannot be torn out, unless you did some mistake by modding and set them as external.
Or [EMBEDDED].
[EMBEDDED] is a fun tag.
Also, if they have the [SMALL] tag, they cannot be dismembered.
Fun modding project:
Set all body parts in the humanoid body types to [EMBEDDED] and remove [SMALL].
Leads to hilarious explosions when you set fire to the humanoid in question..
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2009, 02:22:45 pm »

then wrestling the kidney the wolf just tore out of me from its mouth

Making shit up, in my bay12games.com? It's more likely than you think.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 02:25:38 pm »

then wrestling the kidney the wolf just tore out of me from its mouth

Making shit up, in my bay12games.com? It's more likely than you think.
No, that's easily possible with some modding.
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Re: Most violent/metal thing ever
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2009, 02:28:35 pm »

In that case, I guess I'm taking that comment back.
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