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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2009, 03:07:31 am »

My only active squad is "The Virginal Tongs"

My favorite in this group is "The Constructive Disembowelment"
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 03:02:14 am »

I have a squad right now, in my first 14 dwarves. A glassmaker commands the 'Static Blue Pillars'.

The STATIC BLUE PILLARS.
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 07:51:37 pm »

I currently have a squad named, "The Grizzly Boots."

The coolest name I have is "The Cudgels of Virtue," but he's a migrant fisherdwarf.

My worst is probably "The Constructive Romances."
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 07:55:43 pm »

my favorite squad right now is "the healing sacks". They are legendary wrestlers and I am training them on silver spears to be spear dwarves. They are the last defense. First defense is "the searing knives" (swords) and the "crystalline controllers" (hammers)

Also one of my marksdwarve's names is "the hazy chambers"
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 08:12:03 pm »

Slightly related, my parent civ in the world i just genned is "The Chambers of Eviscerating."

Wonder what i should do....

EDIT: Another dwarf civ is called The Fellowship of Punches. Awesome.
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 08:35:26 pm »

my favorite squad right now is "the healing sacks". They are legendary wrestlers and I am training them on silver spears to be spear dwarves.
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Oh, so that's how they "spar" with each other...
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 09:04:25 pm »

I have a squad right now, in my first 14 dwarves. A glassmaker commands the 'Static Blue Pillars'.

The STATIC BLUE PILLARS.
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2009, 09:30:11 pm »

In related news, I had a female dwarf whose last name was: Guilddrilled.  Yep.

One of my squads is called "The Boats of Evisceration"
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2009, 09:31:07 pm »

Would be cool is the squad was led by the duke named Nukem. :P
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2009, 11:19:18 pm »

I've just noticed one of my squads is called the Balls of Steel.
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Man, that's just... AWESOME!

Make'em some elite last resource force.
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2009, 12:42:44 am »

The Ramparts of Frost
The Rough Tactics
and, though the glassmaker is not of the military, is begging to be with
The Divine Axes
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2009, 02:16:08 am »

The Throwers of Metal
The Lances of Murder
The Lancers of Playing

My only active squad is "The Planets of Metal"
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2009, 02:22:42 am »

Like a Manowar song.
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2009, 07:42:43 am »

A cannon fodder squad named "The Bears of Punching", second only to the name "The Eternal Disembowelment", which leads me to believe that they actualy suck.

If it takes an eternity to disembowel someone you don't deserve to be a member of a Dwarven Military.
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Re: Coolest military squad names?
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2009, 08:33:18 am »

A cannon fodder squad named "The Bears of Punching", second only to the name "The Eternal Disembowelment", which leads me to believe that they actualy suck.

If it takes an eternity to disembowel someone you don't deserve to be a member of a Dwarven Military.

no,no,no, they mean they will disembowel youfor eternity.
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