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[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

I just had a ratman child come in a migrations! I am using the SM_Mod_Compilandium thing with all those nifty mods and all. any idea why because it did not come as a pet but as a migrant!

[Heliman]

Well they do have the can learn tag,
assumedly this has happened before with tamed animals with the can learn tag becoming a part of society.
usually it's caused from high elves trading tamed things to you that can't normally be tamed.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

I looked over the ratman data and that seems to be why it is a part of my people but that does not explain why it is coming in as an immigrant child!

[Stargrasper]

Can it grow up and become a productive member of society?  If not, use it to test your death chamber.  If it can become a productive member of society, you absolutely must protect it with everything you have because you will probably never see this occurrence again. 

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

I think I figured out what happened. in the dwarf civ I put in the thing that lets me get any pets available in the area instead of just the regular ones and the civ must have gotten some ratmen who became citizens and one of the children where shiped out to my fort! luckly my forts whole purpose is to collapse every thing to the bottom but it will survive! mark my word.

[Shima]

Note to self: make sure to get this happening in my modded game.

[Gothmog]

"wierd children! must be the water"
"water"

So... your mountainhome forces children to drink water, huh?
Then it's just a mutation from booze-withdrawal or something, don't worry. 

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

"wierd children! must be the water"
"water"

So... your mountainhome forces children to drink water, huh?
Then it's just a mutation from booze-withdrawal or something, don't worry. 

you think us cruel but really they are oh so dehydrated after getting their required suntans!

[Shima]

Clearly, the kid must have lost a finger or something and had to drink water for a few years while lazing about in bed, with NOONE trying to set him on fire to show the other kids.

Clearly, the problem is the Mountainhome has NO IDEA how to raise children!  If he's going to sit in bed and become a rat thanks to that disgusting water, then set him on fire, or better, flood the room with magma!  Then all the other kids will know better than to milk their hospitalization/vacation!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Clearly, the kid must have lost a finger or something and had to drink water for a few years while lazing about in bed, with NOONE trying to set him on fire to show the other kids.

Clearly, the problem is the Mountainhome has NO IDEA how to raise children!  If he's going to sit in bed and become a rat thanks to that disgusting water, then set him on fire, or better, flood the room with magma!  Then all the other kids will know better than to milk their hospitalization/vacation!

oh no! we would never let our children be harmed. they just did not want to stay outside and get a good and proper suntan so we had to lock the door. duh!

[The Mad Engineer]

You horrible person!  UV rays have been known to elongate a dwarf's ears, agitate his pituitary gland (Resulting in abnormal height), and disintegrate his beard!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

You horrible person!  UV rays have been known to elongate a dwarf's ears, agitate his pituitary gland (Resulting in abnormal height), and disintegrate his beard!

You are completely wrong!!! the pituitary gland is from lack of alcohol.

[Shima]

Lack of alcohol... from SOAKING HIM IN WATER!  We have proof, ladies and gentledwarves, these Dwarves are ELF SYMPATHIZERS!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Lack of alcohol... from SOAKING HIM IN WATER!  We have proof, ladies and gentledwarves, these Dwarves are ELF SYMPATHIZERS!

they would rather marry a rat and infact might have

[Byakugan01]

Lack of alcohol... from SOAKING HIM IN WATER!  We have proof, ladies and gentledwarves, these Dwarves are ELF SYMPATHIZERS!

The horrible thing is, elves are notrious wine addicts-have you ever checked what's in that caravan before you melt it?