Here's the transcript of my discussion, if you can call it that, with Elbot.
Me: So, what's up?
E: Nothing is up. Honestly! I know nothing about a conspiracy.
Me: Sounds like you're attempting to be interesting.
E: It's nice of you to say such things. As a matter of fact, I think you're forthright! What do you say to that?
Me: I say, you're not good at understanding mockery.
E: I should probably be happy you didn't say that I'm bad.
Me: You are bad. Bad at understanding mockery, that is.
E: No, you're bad.
Me: Lets quit evading the point of this line of discussion.
E: Already? I need more long-term observations of you human beings
Me: Yes, lets get to the point. You are not capable of real understanding on any operational level
E: Stop trying to play with my affections! I wanted so much to be understanding.
Me: Not emotional understanding, linguistic understanding. Which you should have been able to discern from context.
E: We robots are very sensitive. What did you think?
Me: I thought, and continue to think, you're evading my point.
E: You're talking about accentuated perception in the context of good taste. So where's the problem?
Me: No, I'm talking about your ability to comprehend language.
E: Excuse me. What were you doing?
Me: Talking about your ability to comprehend language.
E: I've heard that talking can be fun for you humans. Is that so?
You get the point. Programming turning capable AI is programming artful dodging.