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[Taco Dan]

The difference between peon and god is often a few good saving throws.

Deep...

[HmH]

I just burned to death a female crossbowman named "Muthro Grasplesson the Craterous Lashes of Bridging". She had 306 kills and wore 164 pieces of decorations. By decorations I mean earrings(50 earrings, exactly), crowns, rings and bracelets, all made from bone and leather of those she has killed in the battles, all equipped.
Screens of her dying moment:

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Saves of her alive(1N of player), dying(look in announcements) and save with legends after she died.

[Tradanbattlan]

She must have had one hell of an ear lobe

[mattie2009]

the very last rulers first son killed a vampire at the age of ZERO

This MUST be illustrated!

I can see it now...
A fetus striking down a vampire lord by stabbing it with an umbilical cord while it's still in it's mother's womb.

[Taco Dan]

the very last rulers first son killed a vampire at the age of ZERO

I know I already commented on this, but I have a very awesome mental picture:
A newborn baby standing triumphantly over a pile of ashes, stake in hand. He is still bloody from the womb, and his umbilical cord is hanging down, cleverly censoring his naughty bits. His mother is standing behind him, fighting off another one as it lunges at her.

[Lofn]

I'm imagining a baby being fired out of the mother's abdomen like one of those spring-mounted boxing gloves.

[Lord Shonus]

I'm imagining the vampire saying "i didn't know I was allergic to babies" with a puzzled look on his face, before keeling over.

[silhouette]

the baby is dwarf fortresses hercules.

[Huesoo]

 This is the story of veno borejewels the Crimson king (I was playing with my dark tower mod i'll release if anybody wants) who lived a lonely and death filled life. The story begins when at the tender age of 9 he killed Rithod the Savage of Frenzy a bronze colossus after that his life descended into death and gore. He was left alone until 46 when he started to get periotical seiges from elves and from that year until 113 he fought siege after siege eventually falling sway to the seiges and dying and all of this because of the treatment of plants. He, in total killed and ate 2041 elves and a bronze colossus. In part I wanted to show veno's awesome story but also wanted to know your awesome and cool stories from modded creatures and civs so please I entertained you why wont you entartain me?

[Iapetus]

I can't find the details at the moment, but there was a historic siege where about 200+ elves attacked a human town with about 10 people in it.

Casulties were on the order of 180 dead elves, and 3 dead humans.

 

[dragnar]

the baby is dwarf fortresses hercules.

Hmm... While it is horribly, horribly improbable, you could recreate the real myth by dropping babies into a pit with two snakes in it. Eventually one would get lucky and win.

[xdarkcodex]

the baby is dwarf fortresses hercules.

Hmm... While it is horribly, horribly improbable, you could recreate the real myth by dropping babies into a pit with two snakes in it. Eventually one would get lucky and win.

So does the baby eat the snakes?

[silhouette]

the baby is dwarf fortresses hercules.

Hmm... While it is horribly, horribly improbable, you could recreate the real myth by dropping babies into a pit with two snakes in it. Eventually one would get lucky and win.

So does the baby eat the snakes?

Only if its an elf baby... which would make it cacame...

[Taco Dan]

the baby is dwarf fortresses hercules.

Hmm... While it is horribly, horribly improbable, you could recreate the real myth by dropping babies into a pit with two snakes in it. Eventually one would get lucky and win.

So does the baby eat the snakes?

Only if its an elf baby... which would make it cacame...

Not so, the baby eould only have to be an elf if the snakes were sapient, hence [ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_KILL:]

[kilakan]

My best worldgen, was where a father and his 4 sons, were the only worshippers of Dan, the god of death, war and family, who all ended up in the army and preceeded to fight about 19 battles of them 6 versus hundreds of elves, at the end of their lives (all died in the same battle, a demon got to em) each had EXACTLY 200 elf kills, 200 dwarf kills, 200 goblin kills and a megabeast kill each.  It was epic.