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Hakazaba

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Pigs and tails
« on: June 01, 2009, 08:08:15 pm »

How is it that pigtails are called pigtails when pigs dont exist ???
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2009, 08:24:45 pm »

One word.  Alpha.
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2009, 08:26:26 pm »

Here you go.

[CREATURE:PIG]
   [NAME:pig:pigs:piggy]
   [TILE:'p'][COLOR:5:0:1]
   [PETVALUE:80][NATURAL]
   [LARGE_ROAMING]
   [COMMON_DOMESTIC][PET]
   [PREFSTRING:curly tails]
   [PREFSTRING:snorts and oinks]
   [PREFSTRING:snounts]
   [BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:MOUTH]

not sure if pigs have hoofs but oh well!

   [BODYGLOSS:HOOF]
   [SIZE:6]
   [MAXAGE:20:30]
   [ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:1:6:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
   [CHILD:3][CHILDNAME:piglet:piglets]
   [FAT:4]
   [DIURNAL]
   [STANDARD_FLESH]
   [HOMEOTHERM:10070]
   [LAYERING:100]
   [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
   [MUNDANE]
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2009, 10:18:13 pm »

More to the point: why are there NINE SPECIES OF GIBBON.
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2009, 10:24:21 pm »

Because at this point the only difference between them is the name tags.
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2009, 10:48:56 pm »

Because Moneys are an inherently funny animal
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2009, 10:29:20 am »

Yeah. My wallet is full of funny animals.
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2009, 04:02:13 pm »

Yeah. My wallet is full of funny animals.

Not its not!
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2009, 04:52:17 pm »

Made of funny animals?

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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2009, 07:31:21 am »

Yeah. My wallet is full of funny animals.

Not its not!

If you concider moths funny, then it probably is.  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2009, 09:20:12 pm »

More like dustbunnies and mothballs... ::)

And in regard to pigtails, who knows? Perhaps pigs exist but can't be around dwarves because two dirt-loving animals aren't compatible? Or maybe they exist, but only in human lands for cultural reasons? Or, what if pigs never existed and "pigtails" is a random coincidence? :-X
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2009, 09:22:30 pm »

Pigs are thought to be extinct in DF, but if the races were to work together and travel to distant lands, they would find more of them.

Disclaimer:  Yes, I made that up.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2009, 04:39:30 pm »

More like dustbunnies and mothballs... ::)

And in regard to pigtails, who knows? Perhaps pigs exist but can't be around dwarves because two dirt-loving animals aren't compatible? Or maybe they exist, but only in human lands for cultural reasons? Or, what if pigs never existed and "pigtails" is a random coincidence? :-X
You're forgetting about adventure mode. Many of us have seen the pigless cities of humans.
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2009, 04:41:33 pm »

More like dustbunnies and mothballs... ::)

And in regard to pigtails, who knows? Perhaps pigs exist but can't be around dwarves because two dirt-loving animals aren't compatible? Or maybe they exist, but only in human lands for cultural reasons? Or, what if pigs never existed and "pigtails" is a random coincidence? :-X
You're forgetting about adventure mode. Many of us have seen the pigless cities of humans.
The horror!
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Re: Pigs and tails
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2009, 05:55:03 pm »

Coincidentally, I was thinking that myself after typing it. I decided not to change it because I was lazy. :P

I like LegoLord's idea.
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