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[Skid]

You can build all wooden pump systems and leave lava to sit in them without anything burning down.

EDIT: And is the maturity warning really needed for a story about a game where babies and kittens are first on the menu for the goriest deaths ever seen in ASCII?

[Demonic Spoon]

You can make blocks out of metal bars at the forge, also, wooden pump systems sometimes wear out whem used with magma simce magma raises the temeprature above what the wood can sustain.

[Fault]

UPDATE
The elven caravan showed up, but the Trader is off fucking around somewhere.
Typical.



EDIT EDIT EDIT: Image works now

[Demonic Spoon]

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Maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: Good and free the room and remake it to cancel the party

[nahkh]

wooden pump systems sometimes always wear out whem used with magma

Fixed that for you.


Skid: It's for the language. My language.


abculatter_2: Yeah it's too powerful for this. I'd empty the magma pool in seconds. I meant you can copy my magma pump system, not the cannon itself.
Also, yeah, you'd need to collect the magma after you're done, or we'd run out. Unless we *cough cough* cheat.

EDIT: Oh yeah, this thread is NSFW. Probably shouldn't be fucking around here at work, then.

[nil]

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Maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: Good and free the room and remake it to cancel the party

Or just flick "dwarves allowed outside" off, then back on after unpausing for a second.  The party area is above ground so that will cancel it

[Demonic Spoon]

he party area is above ground so that will cancel it

Those poor mad pathetic dwarves! we must save them!

[abculatter_2]

he party area is above ground so that will cancel it

Those poor mad pathetic dwarves! we must save them!

I wonder what it would look like if that big dome thing came crashing down...

[nahkh]

Ah. The unmistakeable stench of fear, failure and late upload.
Goddamnit people, when do you learn?


It's been abculatter_2's turn for twenty minutes now. I'm looking at you, Fault.

[Fault]

oh shit man I thought I had an extra day
I'll get right on to uploading it

EDIT: here it is: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1099

[abculatter_2]

oh shit man I thoguth I had an extra day
I'll get right on to uploading it

EDIT: wait, do I upload the "world" thing from the save file? cuase that's what I did

You zip up the save folder (which should be named sparkgear2) and upload it.

[Fault]

I built a dining room for the dungeon master. I wasn't really able to do anything else.. I think I'm in a really weird timezome compared to you guys, as I was sleeping during most of my turn time.

[nahkh]

It happens. Feel free to sign up for a new turn.
I guess your turn just began earlier than you thought.

[abculatter_2]

Downloading. Unfortunately, my brother's downloading things, so it'll be awhile.

Also, do traps melt under magma?

Hm. I have no idea what to do. Perhaps I should give this turn to someone more qualified? Or should I just fuck everything up and let you guys fix it? I've decided to fuck up everything and leave it for you guys to fix. Or at least, I'm going to attempt to...

Now, how is this cave river thing supposed to work?

[abculatter_2]

*On the next page of the tattered journal*

I found this old journal thrown in some forgotten corner of this fortress. Seems hardly used, so I thought I'd use it to document the happenings of the fortress.

Met with the traders. All they have is wood and prickle berries.

I've decided that this fort needs more magma. There WILL be more magma.

I've decided to make the two towers at the entrance spew magma, which will then fall back down into the magma pool in a magnificent magmafall. workers have begun chiseling away the holes needed to do this.

OH GOD LAG

I do not feel like playing this right now... you can pass my turn on to someone else, skip me, or whatever. I really don't feel like playing this right now. Or ever really.