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Author Topic: Dwarven humor, its easy to do  (Read 81834 times)

Salabasama

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2010, 01:20:56 am »
Huzzah, soon I shall have enough current posts to make this thread current again, furthering my goal of filling the forum with drawing-oriented threads.  THEN BLOOD SHALL RAIN!!!
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I keep thinking glacier fortress would be fun, but it always ends up as cave layer fortress.

Tehran

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2010, 02:26:57 am »
Y'all ready for this?

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and my favorite...
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(none of 'em were drawn by me, though.)
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2010, 02:29:28 am »
The baby-surfing mother made my day.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2010, 07:43:24 pm »
Here are my two contributions:

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Edit: moved the files to a new location.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 10:18:33 pm by geoduck »
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Geoduck's graphic set: simple and compact!

BodyGripper

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2010, 08:25:54 pm »
Haha, I really like that last one.  Here are a couple I've posted in Fan Art Competition:

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Salabasama

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #80 on: July 15, 2010, 11:34:17 pm »

I never really got around to dealing with that goblin.
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I keep thinking glacier fortress would be fun, but it always ends up as cave layer fortress.

yarr

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #81 on: July 16, 2010, 01:14:12 am »
lol that's great, but why is he surviving 10 years in 7 deep water? :)
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #82 on: July 16, 2010, 03:33:45 am »
Same thing happened to me not too long ago. My army of wrestlers knocked a goblin thief into a murky pool after a long Benny Hill-style chase. I hoped to see him drown slowly when the rain came, but it appears goblins float. And he was right in the middle of my farm area, too. Kept terrifying my farmers.
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« Reply #83 on: July 16, 2010, 04:07:33 am »
« Last Edit: July 16, 2010, 05:12:08 am by Rkui »
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Medicine Man

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #84 on: July 16, 2010, 12:38:12 pm »
Quote from: mattyb3 on August 02, 2009, 11:36:06 am
Here is my story:

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I modded my game so i could start as a bronze collusus, just to see how much stuff i could kill. After  going through and slaying everyone i could see in a random human town, I came across the survivors, 3 children.

After a short fight one of the children managed to kill me with one punch, without and of the children coming to any harm themselves.

The end

 (apologies for my lack of drawing skill)
FALCAWN PUNCH!
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #85 on: July 16, 2010, 04:07:23 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 16, 2010, 12:38:12 pm
Quote from: mattyb3 on August 02, 2009, 11:36:06 am
Here is my story:

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I modded my game so i could start as a bronze collusus, just to see how much stuff i could kill. After  going through and slaying everyone i could see in a random human town, I came across the survivors, 3 children.

After a short fight one of the children managed to kill me with one punch, without and of the children coming to any harm themselves.

The end

 (apologies for my lack of drawing skill)
FALCAWN PUNCH!

you, sir, deserve a medal.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #86 on: July 18, 2010, 06:27:09 pm »
Whipped this up when I couldn't sleep. It's probably funnier in my head, but oh well. It was my first encounter with a kobold thief.

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #87 on: July 19, 2010, 03:35:34 am »
What happens to the Dwarf beer that you trade away?

http://yafgc.net/?id=1067
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noodle0117

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #88 on: July 19, 2010, 07:33:45 am »
The Fortress adventures of Urist McCurious

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Salabasama

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #89 on: July 19, 2010, 11:09:36 am »

Miner loved by all died in my first attempt at a statue with magma blood.  Effectively destroyed the fort.  As far as screenshot, here's what happened to the pick he originally killed the racoon with.
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I keep thinking glacier fortress would be fun, but it always ends up as cave layer fortress.
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