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[Emperor_Jonathan]

I will. Keep bumping periodically though.

[Phantom]

Convince pirates we have endless rum supplies.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You step out of the shadows, the shield maidens staying back. The Pirates turn to you and slowly advance, their hands on their hilts.

"Who are you? What do you want?"


What do you say/do?

[Phantom]

say that we are Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard, and also god of rum.

[Dragooble]

good lord. how many more titles are we gonna get anyway? i guess now we are Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard. and also god of rum.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"We serve no god nor king. We serve gold."
We are.

Ozymandias, King of Kings, King of Pirates, God of Caves, God of Rum, Chosen of Armok, Wizard/

[Little]

Jesus Christ people, you forgot to strike a menacing pose.

[NUKE9.13]

Jesus Christ people, you forgot to strike a menacing pose.

How could you make such an elemental mistake?
Well, there's no choice now. Strike a belated menacing pose and charge the pirates.

[sonerohi]

Strike a menacing pose and offer the pirates the chance to become wealthier than princes.

[Phantom]

Promise pirates we have a legendary dining room made of gold and gold made of gold.

[Time Kitten]

Promise pirates we have a legendary dining room made of gold and gold made of gold.

hey, we already know about just such a place, don't we?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

The Pirates warily start to advance upon you. There are 20 of them. They start to try and circle around you, soon a leader walks from the ship. He's dressed in all fancy clothes of black, with a large black beard and crazy black hair going everywhere. He strides towards the group of pirates and steps through the pirates semi-circle around you. The Pirate Lord calls to you,

"Who be ye an' what do ye want? Fer I be havin' wee patience t' bandy words wi' ye. Tell me now or risk makin' me cut ye another smile."

[Phantom]

"I am trying to take down every nation the world, including the rich Men And Dwarves, Join me and you'll be rich! And you will also rule half of the world."

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"You be havin' a lot t' learn boy, words be wee worth t' me. Ye can say all ye want, but thar be nothin' t' say ye`ll do 't."

[Phantom]

Somehow create an illusion to make them think you are more powerful than anything.
"Im not lying, hell, I will cut the head off of a mermaid and give it to you."