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[Archangel]

Didn't we have a bronze colossus?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Quote the post where it contains a bronze colossus on our side.

[Archangel]

I checked and I was wrong. I blame the fact that I'm tired.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

No problem. I originally meant for the gatekeeper to come with you...

But no.

[Armok]

I claim myself.
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[Emperor_Jonathan]

I claim myself.
<-

No.
Fuck off.

[Cheeetar]

Number 3, my good man.

[qwertyuiopas]

I would advise something more flexible, number 3, but watching for the army, if they get too close, switch to 1 or 2, whatever is required to evade them.

[zchris13]

That's like the worst of all worlds possible right there.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You set out with your followers, gathering supplies. You go to the edge of the forest and come out onto a plain, you cross it into a small forest in the distance. You stay in the forest a few days gathering game. Soon you think you have enough before setting out again.



But you are ambushed! You only see three human rangers, however there must be more. Unfortunately your titan is away scouting.

[NUKE9.13]

Hahaha
Three rangers cannot stop us
Menacing pose on
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my scary red suit, ye puny, and despair!"

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I'd like to remind you.

"however there must be more."

[NUKE9.13]

But the rangers will instantly convert and kill their fellows. In the resulting chaos we can escape.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

...

This is akin to that massive battle game. DEPLOY YOUR DAMN FORCES, NO MORE PEOPLE WILL CONVERT AS EASILY.

[AussieGuy]

You should show us our troops then.