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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 109741 times)

Pandarsenic

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #360 on: June 11, 2009, 03:30:08 am »
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We're going to need to make a lot of sacrifices of civilized dudes to Armok. Like, a lot.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #361 on: June 11, 2009, 04:27:49 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on June 11, 2009, 03:30:08 am
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We're going to need to make a lot of sacrifices of civilized dudes to Armok. Like, a lot.
I concur.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #362 on: June 11, 2009, 04:35:02 am »
FYI, the 'coalition' aren't kings and queens of the whole world.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #363 on: June 11, 2009, 05:13:20 am »
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The civilized do not always win wars
Well.
Thank armok for that, eh?
And also ask him for magical powers and how to get out of here.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #364 on: June 11, 2009, 05:15:15 am »
FYI#2:

You will not be able to beat off the army without help.
Armok will not help.
You are civilized.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #365 on: June 11, 2009, 05:16:38 am »
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on June 11, 2009, 05:15:15 am
You are civilized.
Take off pants.

Solved.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #366 on: June 11, 2009, 05:17:36 am »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on June 11, 2009, 05:16:38 am
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on June 11, 2009, 05:15:15 am
You are civilized.
Take off pants.

Solved.
Although taking off pants is a bit rash, he may be right. Pants are a sign of civilization. As is shaving. Stop shaving and replace pants with loincloth. (seriously)
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #367 on: June 11, 2009, 05:18:14 am »
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on June 11, 2009, 05:17:36 am
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on June 11, 2009, 05:16:38 am
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on June 11, 2009, 05:15:15 am
You are civilized.
Take off pants.

Solved.
Although taking off pants is a bit rash, he may be right. Pants are a sign of civilization. As is shaving. Stop shaving and replace pants with loincloth. (seriously)
I agree with this plan.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #368 on: June 11, 2009, 09:24:22 am »
Bow to Armok, and ask him "O Armok, how may I throw off the shackles of civilization? And is not talking as though I were an ancient Grecian hero one of them?"
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #369 on: June 11, 2009, 01:51:31 pm »
Ask how I can contact the uncivilized folk.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #370 on: June 11, 2009, 02:12:02 pm »
Tear off pants like John Travolta before proceeding.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #371 on: June 11, 2009, 04:51:35 pm »
Why can't everyone be a Mad Engineer :<
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #372 on: June 11, 2009, 04:58:15 pm »
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on June 11, 2009, 04:51:35 pm
Why can't everyone be a Mad Engineer :<
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #373 on: June 11, 2009, 06:20:51 pm »
You aren't doing this right. Talking is civilized. Grovelling is civilized. What we need to do is STAB ARMOK.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #374 on: June 11, 2009, 07:40:48 pm »
Quote from: Grek on June 11, 2009, 06:20:51 pm
You aren't doing this right. Talking is civilized. Grovelling is civilized. What we need to do is STAB ARMOK.
How about No
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