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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 109735 times)

The Mad Engineer

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #345 on: June 09, 2009, 03:41:38 pm »

Look around you.  This place is RED.  And it is MIST.  Like a LIQUID.  What is RED and a LIQUID?*

And what black formless entity that warrants having a throne is associated with said liquid?



(Hint:  The answer isn't magma.)

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #346 on: June 09, 2009, 03:44:03 pm »

Hawaiian Punch?
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #347 on: June 09, 2009, 03:48:23 pm »

Look around you.  This place is RED.  And it is MIST.  Like a LIQUID.  What is RED and a LIQUID?*

And what black formless entity that warrants having a throne is associated with said liquid?

(Hint:  The answer isn't magma.)
My gods.
It's the ultimate siege weapon.
Imagine it; the rebels are sitting pretty behind their 4-layer thick-filled-with-magma-highest-z-level-high walls. Then, suddenly.
OH YEAH!

Wait, OH YEAH punchbowl fellow is neither black nor formless. Nor does he have a throne... meh.


More to the point, I bow before Mad Engineer's logic.
Say; Hail, Armok. What's up?
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #348 on: June 09, 2009, 03:55:04 pm »

It all makes sense now! Armok is the Kool Aid Man! This perfectly explains his love of wanton destruction and violence, all for the sake of a select few's enjoyment!
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #349 on: June 09, 2009, 04:40:49 pm »

I love you guys.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #350 on: June 09, 2009, 04:48:50 pm »

I love you guys.
So is it armok or the kool-aid man? Tell us!
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #351 on: June 09, 2009, 04:55:00 pm »

I love you guys.
So is it armok or the kool-aid man? Tell us!
I understand now. The Kol aid man doesnt carry Kool Aid in himself! ITS THE BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES
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« Reply #352 on: June 10, 2009, 12:40:47 am »

What? Don't be ridiculous guys. We have to think in a mature and thoughtful manner if we're to win at this game of thrones. Now, STRIKE THE ARMOK-ALIKE GOD DOWN AND DEVOUR HIM, THEREBY TAKING HIS POWER BWUAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #353 on: June 10, 2009, 03:50:01 am »

It called s 'child'!  The non-serius answer is thus: Stumble forward, tears in your eyes, "Papa?"
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #354 on: June 10, 2009, 10:36:40 am »

Dont make him mad, he can bust through walls.

Say "Hey Armok your awesome, OH YEA!"
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« Reply #355 on: June 10, 2009, 11:04:17 am »

It called s 'child'!  The non-serius answer is thus: Stumble forward, tears in your eyes, "Papa?"
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This. While striking a menacing pose.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #356 on: June 10, 2009, 02:13:43 pm »

It called s 'child'!  The non-serius answer is thus: Stumble forward, tears in your eyes, "Papa?"
This. While striking a menacing pose.
Fixed.
Not that I agree with it at all.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #357 on: June 10, 2009, 02:42:37 pm »

Approach the figure, see what happens, act accordingly and when we return to our fort we dig our a staircase in that little nook near the entrance and give us access to the top of our walls.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #358 on: June 10, 2009, 02:50:16 pm »

Just greet kool-aid armok already. Do so as one would greet an equal. Perhaps an older equal.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #359 on: June 11, 2009, 03:21:54 am »

"You are correct boy, I am the mighty Armok. God of Blood. Now, you're in a bit of trouble aren't you? The whole civilized world against you? I don't know what I should give you except this. The civilized do not always win wars."
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