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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 109641 times)

Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #150 on: June 05, 2009, 07:59:39 am »

Meanwhile...



The leaders were seated in a room paved with silver and walled with gold. Obviously Dwarven. The entrance was an unadorned wooden door. Inside the entrance was a line of engravings, showing how peace between the oft-warring nations happened. There were 3 tables and eight seats. The Elf Queen spoke first.

"Gentlemen, it seems we must work together again. Ideas about this... Ozymandias character? News of him has spread through out the land, some have gone to him already, many more are going. We are losing our power. His Titan Prophet isn't helping either...."

And thus the discussion went into how to get rid of Ozymandias.



-The Vanguard.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #151 on: June 05, 2009, 08:07:09 am »

Curses, that's... that is large. But I remain confident! BRING IN THE FOLLOWERS!

As well as what was previously said, and make it snappy!
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #152 on: June 05, 2009, 08:34:22 am »

Ironblood's cabinet, that's a lot of Elf bowmen!

I say make the cave forest into a maze, where their numbers and archers will be useless! Meanwhile, have the new followers and the titan gather rocks and wood, and begin making spears and such for your followers. After that, gather some boulders (none too large for the Titan to move) and use them to disguise the entrance to your cave. Leave only a little hole at the top for the Titan to peer through for new followers.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #153 on: June 05, 2009, 08:39:30 am »

Hmmn.
Hurry up and get the glowing source of magical power* beyond the trees!
*pleasepleaseplease be a source of magical power
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #154 on: June 05, 2009, 09:09:23 am »

Why do I get the feeling the glowing red stuff is either magma or some kinda hidden fun stuff, and it's going to be unleashed upon the army in either case.

EDIT:
Maybe it's just me, but this vaguely reminds me of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Yellow Scarves rebellion.
So...if you see a seven foot pikedwarf, a six foot speardwarf, and a human, stay out of their way.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 09:11:12 am by Wild Goose »
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"Adventurer's Motto; Take everything not nailed down and nail down whoever tries to stop you."

"Whatever happens, we have got the ballista and they have not."

The dwarven economy is just a stand-in, from what I understand. As it is, it represents an actual economic system about as well as poison ivy represents a salad.

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #155 on: June 05, 2009, 10:59:04 am »

Elves sing wood out of trees!
i cut it down and shape it so i mutilate trees.
AND DONT EVER CALL ME ELFSCUM OR SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
Elf scum.

I kill elves.My lastest hit list was 23 with about 32 unicorns..
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #156 on: June 05, 2009, 11:21:27 am »

Send out a messenger to the queen with the following message:

"Excuuse mi but i think that u should stop with the vanguard 'cuz u wil have bad stuff happened to you if u dont. kthanxbye."

Then wait for the receiving letter while proceeding towards the mysterious red light.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #157 on: June 05, 2009, 11:29:40 am »

Better yet, try to find some way to spread distrust among them.  Like...maybe, sending messengers to each one, but semi-covertly.  Make it look like they're planning to betray each other.
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"Adventurer's Motto; Take everything not nailed down and nail down whoever tries to stop you."

"Whatever happens, we have got the ballista and they have not."

The dwarven economy is just a stand-in, from what I understand. As it is, it represents an actual economic system about as well as poison ivy represents a salad.

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #158 on: June 05, 2009, 11:30:33 am »

Better yet, try to find some way to spread distrust among them.  Like...maybe, sending messengers to each one, but semi-covertly.  Make it look like they're planning to betray each other.
This.
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« Reply #159 on: June 05, 2009, 12:12:25 pm »

Weren't we a naked human with no past and abilities about five turns ago?
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #160 on: June 05, 2009, 12:16:39 pm »

And now every nation in the world has declared war against us, and we lead a small army of Dwarfs and a Titan. I swear, if these new followers are Bronze Colossi, we'll have the new record for shortest time taking to become a global superpower.
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« Reply #161 on: June 05, 2009, 01:32:40 pm »

Pep talk time!

"I has a plan.  No one need worry. Continue your work.  Nothing a Wizard can't handle.  Nothing a God of Caves should fear.  Something the King Of Kings should expect.  Leave it all to Ozymandias."

Really, me do has plan.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #162 on: June 05, 2009, 01:42:53 pm »

Pull down trees,make siege parts,make seige craft.MAKE FORTIFACTION.

Elf,human,dwarf and goblin kebebs anybody?
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #163 on: June 05, 2009, 02:23:50 pm »

First off, make pants.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #164 on: June 05, 2009, 02:24:18 pm »

Better yet, try to find some way to spread distrust among them.  Like...maybe, sending messengers to each one, but semi-covertly.  Make it look like they're planning to betray each other.
This.
Definitly this... oh, and pants, but thats it.
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