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[Emperor_Jonathan]

bUILD TEMPEREY ALTER!!!
Then ask the dwarves to make a large sword for the titan.As well as massive armor.

Dwarves aren't back yet. They sure are taking a long time! ((Caps part is not semi-serious at least.))

Wizards need beards. Butcher a dwarf for a beard.

See Above.

Use your wizard powers to gain the allegiance of the animals in the cages, and have them build an altar for the God of Caves

Try using magic.

Now we make a temporary alter for the God of Caves, for any followers the Titan brings back. Follow that with mastering the fabric of reality, and you have a unrealistic game.

You push down a tree by pushing it. You drag it to outside your cave and start cutting it with your axe into a rough square shape. You then place grooves in the wood so that fluids can flow down off of it.

You try to use magic but cannot grasp it... Maybe you need a teacher?

((Titan *MAY* take a while.))

What do you do?

[Pandarsenic]

Learn magic.... from ourselves.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You try to learn magic yourself but....

Doesn't work.

[Wooty]

I have a feeling he's giving us subtle hints with the "Boy, those dwarves sure are taking a looong time..."

Go east to see whether or not the dwarves pussied out when they noticed the forest is burning.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Just as you're about to go off you see the two dwarves come trudging back.

"Sorry we're so long Ozymandias, but we saw these four dwarves in the bush."

Behind the dwarves were several ragged-looking dwarves.

"I think we should take 'em in boss."

The dwarves also took back 3 burnt adult deer corpses and 3 burnt baby deer corpses.

[Jack_Bread]

Have them sacrifice one to you and the rest be enlisted as your personal personal slaves.

[Pandarsenic]

STRIKE A MENACING POSE!

[Wooty]

Skin a baby deer and make a fancy hat.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Eeeewww.

Have them sacrifice one to you and the rest be enlisted as your personal personal slaves.

Thats mean You're not going to get many followers doing that!

STRIKE A MENACING POSE!

You strike a menacing pose while yelling out, "I AM OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS, GOD OF CAVES, WIZARD" and slam your staff down. The dwarves are awed.

[Virroken]

The dwarves are awed.

Wizards need beards. Butcher a dwarf for his beard. If they are truly in awe, they will submit one of their number for sacrifice.

[Jack_Bread]

Have them enlisted as your personal servants who can leave any time they want.

[TheToeBighter98]

Tell the new dwarf followers to make lodgings in the cave, and then tell the same two dwarfs to find picks so that the cave can be expanded upon. After that's done, enter the cave and start the training of your newest priests.

[Pandarsenic]

Tell the new dwarf followers to make lodgings in the cave, and then tell the same two dwarfs to find picks so that the cave can be expanded upon. After that's done, enter the cave and start the training of your newest priests.

This.

[TheToeBighter98]

Tell the new dwarf followers to make lodgings in the cave, and then tell the same two dwarfs to find picks so that the cave can be expanded upon. After that's done, enter the cave and start the training of your newest priests.

This.

This indeed.

[Jack_Bread]

Tell the new dwarf followers to make lodgings in the cave, and then tell the same two dwarfs to find picks so that the cave can be expanded upon. After that's done, enter the cave and start the training of your newest priests.

This.

This indeed.

This, positively.