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[Emperor_Jonathan]

I apologise, I did not realise this was serious.

Semi. Sorta like DF is semi-serious.

Anyway I'll get to this in a little while.

EDIT: AND I won't repost the map since you have no idea where you are.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You tell the Titan to go knock down some trees and make a make-shift wall with the logs. Using your initiative you gain the allegiance of the only two dwarves in the cages, one picks up the short sword and go help the titan.

The Titan, using its own initiative, knocks down trees surrounding the wall so no enemies can get past without being seen...

In the east, you can see the outline of the sun rising. In the new light you can see several bushes.

One the dwarves ask you, "What was your name again?"

[Pandarsenic]

Reply, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings."

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You tell them that you are Ozymandias, King of Kings they are immediately, including the Titan, are struck with Awe and bow down to the ground to you, because of the sheer awesome in the name. This was quite tricky with the Titan, as you can imagine.

The trio burst into excited chatter, they want to spread the word around about you.

What do you do?

[TheToeBighter98]

Tell the Titan to spread the word of the almighty Cave God Gospel, and tell the two dwarfs to find and butcher the deer in the circle of fire. Beginning with Bambi's mother (female doe).

While they are gone, strike a fearsome pose.

[Pandarsenic]

Tell the Titan to spread the word of the almighty Cave God Gospel, and tell the two dwarfs to find and butcher the deer in the circle of fire. Beginning with Bambi's mother (female doe).

While they are gone, strike a fearsome pose.

This.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

The Titan runs off with a leap to start, the Dwarves do that waddle-thing dwarves do to the deer fire and are gone some time. You strike a fearsome pose and a few trees bow down to you before flinging back up.

[Floirt]

Get a long branch from a tree, pretend it is a staff and that you are a wizard.

[Pandarsenic]

No, no.

Get a long branch from a tree...

Make it a staff and be a wizard.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You run over to the tree and break down a large, long branch. You sit down and whittle it away into a staff with your knife. You have a staff, and are now a wizard.

Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.

[TheToeBighter98]

Now we make a temporary alter for the God of Caves, for any followers the Titan brings back. Follow that with mastering the fabric of reality, and you have a unrealistic game.

[Virroken]

Wizards need beards. Butcher a dwarf for a beard.

[Org]

Try using magic.

[filiusenox]

bUILD TEMPEREY ALTER!!!
Then ask the dwarves to make a large sword for the titan.As well as massive armor.

[CJ1145]

Use your wizard powers to gain the allegiance of the animals in the cages, and have them build an altar for the God of Caves