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[Archangel]

You haven't read this thread, have you? "I am Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard, chosen of Armok!" Strike a menacing pose is the right thing to do. It's always the right thing to do.

[Phantom]

WE TRIED THAT ALREADY!!!!!!!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Not to the Pirate Lord.

[Lord Dakoth]

1. Strike a menacing pose.
2. Declare your absurdly long name.
3. Go into a long sermon about all of your previous kills, while your opponents wilt from boredom.

[Time Kitten]

and if that doesn't work, strike the pirate lord down and ask to speak to their captain.

repeat until talking to self.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You strike a menacing pose, before yelling to all around, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings, King of Pirates, God of Caves, God of Rum, Chosen of Armok, Wizard. Join me or die."

The Pirate Lord chuckled. "Boy ye be havin` talent, ye be havin` determination, ye be havin` ambition. However I serve none who be nay worthy, defeat me in one on one battle an` I`ll join ye. What do ye say?"

The Pirate Lord drew his large cutlass, ready to fight.

[Lord Dakoth]

I think you should run like a little pansy pull out a melee weapon.
You do have a melee weapon, don't you?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You're wearing a blood red suit and a slouch hat. You have a staff.

[Luke_Prowler]

What happened to the axe?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

You have an axe.

[Myroc]

Chop of the pirate lord's head in a bloody arc.

[sonerohi]

Beat the pirate about the central mass with the staff.

[Phantom]

Enter Armok Trance
Show them true power
Make them bow down towards you
Rip ones head off as an example of punishment

[Dragooble]

strike a menacing pose and clonk the pirate lord over the head with your staff.

[qwertyuiopas]

Non-fatally defeat the pirate lord, and any who won't join you!

Then kill those who still refuse.