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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 109745 times)

Okenido

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #405 on: June 12, 2009, 03:20:24 pm »
For the love of the RNG...

Don't take off your pants.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #406 on: June 12, 2009, 05:19:54 pm »
Quote from: Okenido on June 12, 2009, 03:20:24 pm
For the love of the RNG...

Don't take off your pants.

Ya know, it's funny.

I expected you to be the first to welcome our new pant-less overlord.  ;D
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #407 on: June 12, 2009, 09:42:23 pm »
"Where may I find my new followers?"
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #408 on: June 13, 2009, 03:22:17 am »
I hold forth mine staff of wizardizing, and call upon the blood god to grant me knowledge arcane, wisdom true, and shootie fire, with which I might impress the barbarian hordes I shall approach.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #409 on: June 13, 2009, 04:05:36 am »
People please, destroying civilization won't do anything, as when we have annihilated those nations arrayed against us, either our forces will divide, or they won't. It will either end up in the end as: a. A bunch of little civilizations or B. One big empire. Personally, I prefer option A.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #410 on: June 13, 2009, 04:10:16 am »
Dude, hug some trees.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #411 on: June 13, 2009, 04:52:21 am »
Find out where the barbarians can be found (if they're who we truly need), and convert them to the Cave Gods new religion! I demand a Cave Temple!
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #412 on: June 13, 2009, 05:15:59 am »
Stab Armok. Stabbing people is how you impress barbarians.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #413 on: June 13, 2009, 12:26:25 pm »
No.

Besides that would be suicidal even if it did work.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #414 on: June 13, 2009, 12:39:45 pm »
Yeah, there's no way stabbing Armok would work, especially considering he looks like this

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And we most likely look something like this

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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #415 on: June 13, 2009, 01:41:16 pm »
Offer to give Armok your awesome hat in exchange for magical powars.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #416 on: June 13, 2009, 03:11:13 pm »
Quote from: CJ1145 on June 13, 2009, 12:39:45 pm
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We don't look like that, we have deerskin pants, an awesome hat, a staff and an axe.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #417 on: June 13, 2009, 04:05:37 pm »
We are talking about physical shape.

That staff and axe you mention will do nothing to Armok.
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #418 on: June 13, 2009, 04:20:22 pm »
I think we should thank Armok then leave before we tick him off
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Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« Reply #419 on: June 14, 2009, 01:43:37 am »
Alright, final choice for the action, discuss about it.

1. Ask Help from Armok (for Wizard Powers, Godhood, information etc.).
2. Attack Armok.
3. Leave Armok.
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