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[Virroken]

Our previous pose obviously wasn't menacing enough.

[NUKE9.13]

Hey, what? Can't we all agree on the dream sequence thing and quietly wait for EJ to return and say; well done, you solved this test. MOVING ON TO A HARDER ONE MWAHAHAHA.
Think, people. You send out a titan to spread the word about you. Is the titan going to mention that you are neked? Is he going to give people portraits? Is he going to describe you well enough that EVERY SINGLE COMMANDER can recognise you? Heck no.
It is a dream/test.
Of course, as a test, what is the right solution? Something tells me menacing pose+inspiring speech is not the answer here. Running away? Not an option any more. Magic? Tried that, phailed. What remains? Pretty much just combat skills. So. Either the game ends now with the hero being peppered with arrows OR we chaaaarge. Capiche?

[woose1]

Dude, we live in a world where there are red colored metal titans, normal messenger titans, a committee of various races living in a solid silver/gold room, almost-naked wizard messiahs, and you think that it is highly unlikely that they know what you look like?

[NUKE9.13]

Yes.
All those things make sense given magic.
What's that you say? They could use magic to scry on you, see what you look like? Don't be stupid, they would know you are a pathetic mewling excuse of a man with no magic and nothing but a good speaking voice and a menacing pose.
And possibly the most awesome name in history.
Anyway, they would hardly give a shit about you if they knew that, right? QED

[Luke_Prowler]

I still think we should trick them into doing the conga

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I'll just say something, may do turn later today/tomorrow.

One of you have already said the optimum answer.

[Time Kitten]

Taunt then fall prone, gaining invulnerability to the circular crossfire?  It's wizardry at it's finest.

[TheToeBighter98]

Aha, its so obvious now! This is actually a dream sequence for the hit show LOST. We must wake up as Hurley and devour the world, ripping it asunder and yada yada.

Lets surrender with a arrogant tone of Godhood.

[Cheeetar]

My Pillsbury Dough Boy comment shall be supplemented with ducking down when they begin firing their arrows.

[CJ1145]

Come on, negotiate you bloody fools! Tell them you'd be willing to lead a temple in one of their kingdoms. Work together to create a stronger civilization, not tear it apart in civil war!

[TheToeBighter98]

My Pillsbury Dough Boy comment shall be supplemented with ducking down when they begin firing their arrows.

Stop stealing my ideas dammit! I'll be copyrighting them soon.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Those ones you said just now, are NOT the optimum solution.

[Cheeetar]

Is it "Ok, Ozy.
No worries.
No one knows what you look like in the rebel's army, so It's probably another test, of bravery or somesuch.
So.
Take thine axe, or whatever weapon you have, and chaaaaaarge!"

[Emperor_Jonathan]

>_>

<_<

[Cheeetar]

Is it "Tell them that you have come to parlay. You mean no harm to the state, and would accept to negotiations with the leaders. We can't outfight these guys, let's just hope our followers spring an escape while we're in there. A successful one, mind you."