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[CJ1145]

Tell them that you have come to parlay. You mean no harm to the state, and would accept to negotiations with the leaders. We can't outfight these guys, let's just hope our followers spring an escape while we're in there. A successful one, mind you.

[Pandarsenic]

Demand to know whom we threatened and when.

[Org]

"I taste like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. I'm as kickass as him, too."

This. THen say
"Elves are (Insert Generic Insult Here). Then yell duck, as they shoot each other. But yell duck when they shoot not before. Duck at that momwnt too.

[zchris13]

And ask them the meaning of Dakka Dakka Dakka.

Cast magic missile.
But mostly just duck.

[filiusenox]

make them shoot eachother by doing what cheeter said.

[NUKE9.13]

Ok, Ozy.
No worries.
No one knows what you look like in the rebel's army, so It's probably another test, of bravery or somesuch.
So.
Take thine axe, or whatever weapon you have, and chaaaaaarge!

[zchris13]

It's not that hard to figure out.  You claim to be a wizard, and are known to run around nearly naked.  Someone just appeared in the middle of the group of an army, has a staff, and began shouting things, while wearing nothing but an awesome hat and a pair of pants.

[woose1]

It's not that hard to figure out.  You claim to be a wizard, and are known to run around nearly naked.  Someone just appeared in the middle of the group of an army, has a staff, and began shouting things, while wearing nothing but an awesome hat and a pair of pants.

Damn we're good.

[Virroken]

Strike a menacing pose!

[CJ1145]

Dammit, we're a quarter way to godhood! Don't blow it now by being freaking retarded!

[zchris13]

Strike a menacing pose!

We tried that already.

[woose1]

Well I'm plum out of ideas. I guess we surrender. That or charge blindly into their ranks.

[zchris13]

Or attempt to hold an audience with their leaders.

[CJ1145]

Which I already suggested.

[Time Kitten]

obviously, the only thing left to do now is SING!

"Ozymandias, King of Kings, God of Caves, wizard, His name is MY name to!

"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, There goes Ozymandias, King of kings, God of Caves, wizard!"

It's not serrious unless one of the races takes it up and we start rounds.