I have a proposal to solve part of our current problems. A while back, Duke suggested building a wall to keep out wildlife. At the time, I thought this wasn't really necessary, but those were simpler times.
Times have changed. When we first started, we were a simple commune. We shared the fruits of our labor freely with each other, and our feelings were gladly reciprocated. I know that many of you still feel that is the way we should live, and I am not proposing that we change.
But we need to protect ourselves from the outsiders, people who wish to steal and destroy.
That is why I am putting forth this humble proposal.
Proposal Turtle.
Step 1
The Wall.
Build a massive nine thick wall of unlit fires around Bottleneck and the surrounding area.
At first, I thought we should build the wall out of nice, invincible, drying racks, and only leave one entrance. But, then I realized that a cursed outsider could easily build a wall of drying racks across the gate. Thus, sealing us inside Bottleneck for all of eternity.
At nine thick, the wall of unlit fires will take several hours to breach by lighting them. Any attempt to break through would be noticed long before it succeeded, and it would be swiftly dealt with.
Step 2
The Gatekeeper.
Leave only a single entrance into Bottleneck, one tile wide and nine tiles long, and establish gatekeepers to control this spot.
The gatekeeper would claim the gate and only allow registered residents of Bottleneck inside. He would not have to stand by the gate always. Anyone who wishes entrance would have to alert the gatekeeper through private message or the IRC channel.
When the gatekeeper needs to log off, he would unclaim the gate and allow someone else to claim it. That person would then be the gatekeeper.
Step 3
The List.
Every current member of Bottleneck would need to register on an official list of citizens. Anyone who wishes to join Bottleneck would have to apply for citizenship. This list would be needed to know who to let in the gates.
Step 4
Zero Tolerance.
This step really clinches it all together.
The penalty for outsiders entering bottleneck would be
death.
The penalty for outsiders damaging the wall would be
death.
There will be no apologies and no excuses. Any malicious outsider caught within Bottleneck city wall could easily feign ignorance. So that would not help them.
We wouldn't want to be unfair about this. So, there will be signs outside the only gate warning of these penalties.
End proposal.What does everyone think? Any changes you guys can suggest?
We are going to need a consensus on this. Though, even if you guys don't want steps 3 & 4, steps 1 & 2 are pretty important.