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Sowelu

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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2009, 07:00:26 pm »
Barbara was onomatopoeia for what the barbarian languages sounded like.  :D
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 12:42:55 pm »
Build grates on all your rivers, that should stop them. Just make sure you get a good head start or you may see

Canadian Peasant has cancled Install Grates: Interrupted by Carp!

Then your line will be breached and you will be forced to start again further away.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 03:03:20 pm »
Quote from: alway on May 28, 2009, 12:42:55 pm
Build grates on all your rivers, that should stop them. Just make sure you get a good head start or you may see

Canadian Peasant has cancled Install Grates: Interrupted by Carp!

Then your line will be breached and you will be forced to start again further away.

Do you understand how many rivers we have?!


My solution is that we fire randomly into the water until they all are dead.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2009, 04:00:34 pm »
I think Toady might not need to change carp at all . . .
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2009, 04:11:02 pm »
He needs to amp up their gaze attack and allow them to jump a few z-levels up to grab dwarves off of walkways.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2009, 06:04:37 pm »
Well if you're lucky the carp will drown.
Also, if you are forced into conflict, preferably use the wrath of your canadian lumber, or cast flare.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2009, 07:55:17 pm »
Quote from: GruffyBears on May 28, 2009, 06:04:37 pm
Well if you're lucky the carp will drown.
Also, if you are forced into conflict, preferably use the wrath of your canadian lumber, or cast flare.

We are Canadians, we can beat them over the head with our beards*.
If we can wrestle polar bears, some sissy fish is not going to do anything else than spruce up our dinner tables.

*It is a fact that the Canadian beard has the consistency and strength of wood.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2009, 08:33:47 pm »
In response to the comments about the GG eating a seal heart.

http://www.motionbox.com/videos/0a9dd3b41b11e7c387?utm_campaign=play-page&utm_medium=player&utm_source=www.beboframe.com

Clearly, through mathematical proofing:

Polar Bear eats seal, you cannot eat seal = Polar bears are better than you.

Canadians eat seal, you cannot eat seal = Canadians are better than you.

I know this because of my learnings.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2009, 10:42:01 am »
This has given me a new life ambition.  I am going to eat one heart from every mammal species in the world, including whales and humans.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2009, 03:58:01 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on May 30, 2009, 10:42:01 am
This has given me a new life ambition.  I am going to eat one heart from every mammal species in the world, including whales and humans.

What about Sasquatch and the Abominable Snowman?
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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2009, 05:41:08 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on May 30, 2009, 10:42:01 am
This has given me a new life ambition.  I am going to eat one heart from every mammal species in the world, including whales and humans.

Aren't whale hearts big enough that a person could live inside one?
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2009, 07:15:19 pm »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on May 30, 2009, 05:41:08 pm
Quote from: Cthulhu on May 30, 2009, 10:42:01 am
This has given me a new life ambition.  I am going to eat one heart from every mammal species in the world, including whales and humans.

Aren't whale hearts big enough that a person could live inside one?
It might take him a while.
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Re: Well this is just fucking great.
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2009, 11:35:04 am »


I'm sorry. Too distracting.
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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2009, 01:11:51 am »
Quote from: Yanlin on May 31, 2009, 11:35:04 am


I'm sorry. Too distracting.

this is the stuff of gods for winning arguments
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2009, 02:03:05 am »
You don't have to post it more than once!!
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