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[Vester]

  my god so much skin.

So large.

So naked.

Hehehe the other one has a crossbow bolt stuck in his flesh.

[Sensei]

The creepy thing is, it doesn't really look thrown, and I can't read what it says...

I saw my quote and I'm like 'Oh, phew!'

[3]

On the second panel it says "rotate chest, contract pecs, release grab" (if you get this reference, you'll know why the dwarf looks like he does in that panel).

[abculatter_2]

Can someone draw:

YOU THROW THE xTITAN CORPSEx
THE SPINNING TITAN CORPSE HITS THE TITAN IN THE LOWER BODY
IT COLLAPSES INTO A LUMP OF GORE
THE TITAN IS STRUCK DOWN

Doing my duty by raising the bar of artistic merit, and displaying stunning wit in the process:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is that text supposed to be unintelligible?

Also, trollface.

[DG]

I'm just dropping by to reaffirm my support for this awesome thread. Vester, great to see you jumping aboard, keep up the good work.

[Solifuge]

Vester, I do so love the confrontations with the Alde Englishe bear... something tells me he needs a monocle, or at least a very foppish hat.

Also, 3... I do believe your image made my too too sullied brain melt, pour from my ears, and resolve itself into a puddle on the carpet.
Verily, I LOLed.

[Rakonas]

I'd probably draw this if I could, one time I was ambushed by (I think) a grizzly bear, It instantly charged me , I instantly dodged to behind it, and I instantly threw a bolt at it from behind causing its head to explode.

I apologize whole-heartedly for the following image.



I was reading my copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales earlier, and all of their dialogue is exactly like this. Except for the parts about Armok.

Hilarious, especially the talking  bear, lmao.

[Sensei]

The hat suffered notable at the hands of .jpg compression, but here it is. A suitably foppish hat.

[3]

The hat suffered notable at the hands of .jpg compression, but here it is. A suitably foppish hat.

Do I detect a Freudian slip somewhere in that image...?

[Sensei]

I know what that is, but I don't get it.

I did mean to type 'notably', but that's not in the image.

[3]

See it yet?

[Sensei]

Oh wait... vester did that, didn't 'e...

Hrm, yes, I'll be fixin' that now. What I get for trying to wake up early...

Edit: Done, but I still like the one that says it's been done by 3 more because it's less jpeggy.

[Vester]

Ya fergot the monocle!

Actually, now all he needs is a smoking jacket (or bathrobe) and a pipe.

[Sensei]

I could do the pipe, but I'm lazy and it would get jpeggy to the third power.

I'm not sure if it'd be easier to draw on the clothes, or to start over if you mean to do that. Which sort of ruins the fun of defiling art.

[Bralbaard]

I apologize for the fact that nothing is dying a horrible death in the following artwork, as this seems to be the pattern here.