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[h3lblad3]

May have, I don't fully recall by now.

I just know I got hit in the chest by an elf-bone crown.

EDIT: It appears that my upper body collapsed in a lump of gore.
However, I couldn't draw that anyway.

[Vester]

Red spraypaint tool in MSPaint. Go wild. 

I just looked back through the thread.

Piecewise's stuff is hilarious. So much RAEG.

[CJ1145]

Terrible drawing skills strikes again! An infant got lost out on the edge of the map, so mommy dwarf goes to grab him. Right about that time, my modded size 300, 200 damblock, fireball-shooting, dragonfire-breathing, immune-to-all-but-the-holiest fire elder dragon appears. I decided to recruit him, and found out the infant somehow had a mace with him. I'll give you three guesses how the story ended.

[h3lblad3]

Dragon maced to death by infant?

[Tradanbattlan]

Infant dragoned to death by mace?

[LegoLord]

Infant dragoned to death by mace?

He never said anything about any mace spray.  Mind you, I can see that happening.

[Vester]

I'd probably draw this if I could, one time I was ambushed by (I think) a grizzly bear, It instantly charged me , I instantly dodged to behind it, and I instantly threw a bolt at it from behind causing its head to explode.

I apologize whole-heartedly for the following image.



I was reading my copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales earlier, and all of their dialogue is exactly like this. Except for the parts about Armok.

[Deimos56]

[Insert Applause here]
This whole thread is just plain awesomeEpic.

[Bricks]

Damnit, I need to learn how to draw.

I also need to learn how to play adventure mode.

Piecewise's stuff reminds me of Jhnoen Vasquez's Happy Noodle Boy.

[CrackFile]

A kobold adventurer jumping to absurd heights and taking down a bronze colossus?
Sounds like fun.

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Please don't kill me.

Holy crap I just spent 2 FREAKING DAYS on that site.

[h3lblad3]

And this is why we do not link there.

[Dragooble]

I'd probably draw this if I could, one time I was ambushed by (I think) a grizzly bear, It instantly charged me , I instantly dodged to behind it, and I instantly threw a bolt at it from behind causing its head to explode.

I apologize whole-heartedly for the following image.



I was reading my copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales earlier, and all of their dialogue is exactly like this. Except for the parts about Armok.

i laugh at the wierdest things. this isn't that funny. but i laughed all the same. maybe it was the talking bear?

[Sensei]

Can someone draw:

YOU THROW THE xTITAN CORPSEx
THE SPINNING TITAN CORPSE HITS THE TITAN IN THE LOWER BODY
IT COLLAPSES INTO A LUMP OF GORE
THE TITAN IS STRUCK DOWN

[Vester]

i laugh at the wierdest things. this isn't that funny. but i laughed all the same. maybe it was the talking bear?

Yeah, the whole point was the talking bear. It made me smile, drawing a talking bear.

[3]

Can someone draw:

YOU THROW THE xTITAN CORPSEx
THE SPINNING TITAN CORPSE HITS THE TITAN IN THE LOWER BODY
IT COLLAPSES INTO A LUMP OF GORE
THE TITAN IS STRUCK DOWN

Doing my duty by raising the bar of artistic merit, and displaying stunning wit in the process:

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