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[Radioactive Zombie]

idea!
REMOVE ALL F*CKING MATTER FROM F*UCKING DF!!!!!!!!

Remove all matter?

Ok so, in that senario DF would simply become a true vacuum. What's the good of that?

Making it suck.

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Okay i really dont know guys stop that

[skaltum]

Add [SPECIALATTACK_SUCK_BLOOD:50:100].

I might draw it later, but I just made my first real assault on a forest retreat. I had done plenty of quests beforehand, so I already had twenty-five notable kills and fifty others. With me were two hammermen, two bowmen, a few spearmen, and a swordsman. They all died, I got wounded so I came back. Almost brought the whole thing down until some two-bit bowman broke my hip. I killed him, but another arrow pierced my lungs. The end of Josra Something the Squashed Artifices.

Sucking blood is unusable to an adventurer.

you can however add the inject extract tag from the GCS and paralyze any enemys you bite

EDIT: you will need to add the has extract tag from the GCS as well for it to work. on the wiki there is an example race that uses venom with every bite called an arachnid. i suggest you copy the tags from that

[Kroack]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

World gen is unkind to quest monsters.

(In case you don't understand the pic, that monster is missing his 3rd finger, left hand and is unconscious)

[Biag]

A cyclops just wrestled my pants off. Literally. And then beat me to death with them.

Must... make... entire... town... pantsless...

[mattie2009]

A cyclops just wrestled my pants off. Literally. And then beat me to death with them.

Must... make... entire... town... pantsless...

You have it lucky compared to my guy.
He had his left leg ripped off and thrown at him.
And then it got stuck.
So there I am, with one leg and the other sticking out of my arm, when a hammerman rushed me. 
My only saving grace here was he missed, and I got a counterstrike.
I sent him into a wall after smashing his head in.
Then an archer shot me through both my remaining leg and my face.
Rearranged my facial features with his bow, and took my head as a trophy. 

[Judas Maccabeus]

So there I am, with one leg and the other sticking out of my arm,

"Erm... thanks for giving me my leg back, but that's not where it goes..."

[scuba]

lol u sir have made my day

[Sizik]

So there I am, with one leg and the other sticking out of my arm,

"Erm... thanks for giving me my leg back, but that's not where it goes..."

Gimme back my legbone!

[mattyb3]

Here is my story:

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I modded my game so i could start as a bronze collusus, just to see how much stuff i could kill. After  going through and slaying everyone i could see in a random human town, I came across the survivors, 3 children.

After a short fight one of the children managed to kill me with one punch, without any of the children coming to any harm themselves.

The end

[piecewise]

I've never actually been harmed by children.

You guys have some bad luck.

[WorkerDrone]

Me neither. I cut down children and guards like a dwarf cuts down trees. Well. Not exactly. More like how a Legendary Dwarf cuts down trees. Fast and violently. With some room for expansions. Like the axe in their faces.

[Vester]

The biggest problem you might end up with when fighting children is that you get tired and flop over from exhaustion.

At which point they beat you to death.

[Tradanbattlan]

Because children are nasty when cornered

[Itnetlolor]

Meh, what the hell, a carbon-copy reply to a carbon-copied post.

Here is my story:



I modded my game so i could start as a bronze collusus, just to see how much stuff i could kill. After  going through and slaying everyone i could see in a random human town, I came across the survivors, 3 children.

After a short fight one of the children managed to kill me with one punch, without and of the children coming to any harm themselves.

The end

 (apologies for my lack of drawing skill)

All those children needed then was a big ol' orchestrated battle theme as they slayed you. That would've been epic. I think they found the weak points and jabbed them out of commission.

[Lamey]