(I feel dirty using this "style" telling a serious story, but I can't do any better)Finally a real adventure. Started as a twiceborn Encar (Forgotten Realms Direforged) in an Encar meadhall. The lord told me about a titan. I took an encar swordsman and an encar archer (I think) and went looking for the beast.
Soon I realized I'd have to cross mountains, so I was like "screw it" and went to visit a halfling forest retreat. Recruited a hammerman, talked to some people. Apparently there were bandits.
So I sneaked up to the camp and took down two encars, one of which was an archer. Then my guys ran off to kill people. I was left alone with the ringleader. He had a copper sword, but his shield skill must have been ridiculous. Fortunately I managed to sever some nerves, and from that moment everything went smoothly. Except that my encar swordsman buddy never came back. Oh well.
Then I felt like bragging about my kill, so I headed to a wuradi(?) meadhall. Just outside I noticed a gorlak swordsman running from something. I recruited him and barged into the meadhall. There was a copper dragon deity murderizing some unfortunate wuradi. She breathed sleeping gas at my team, but I don't think it worked as intended. Either way she was ripping through my allies while I was desperately trying to do any harm. My sword was bouncing off every time. Finally, with a lucky hit to the leg, I chipped her bone which made her prone. One quick stab to the head later, and I was victorious. Then I learned it was the dragon empress, so to add insult to horrible death, I claimed the site for myself.
Then I was brutally murdered by who I assume was an assassin sent by people who didn't want me to be a local ruler.