well then uhh hmm
okay so this started as a test for multi-race breeding ... also kinda want to see what happens in 40.xx
the result is a healthy SWOLE baby girl
then I launched her out of a Batista. so far so good she's fine
then I decided to try again then resulted in no baby.
so I lost the baby...
only in a small bout of luck I place an adventure tracking beacon on her so I can pinpoint where she wound up, deciding to look into her family tree I notice something odd.
yup my dwarf became a DAD-Uncle to an halfbreed who's twice as rip as her Dad(Uncle)
crud looks like the baby is miles away from Fath. crud also the baby can't communicate to others... or well no one speaks baby.
chapter 2 BABY TREK:
So uhh so far Systemhelm, is lost somewhere in DF and no where to be seen, can't talk to others outside of greeting them and force to crawl most of the way there.
Had her waddle into a hilltop own by goblins to grab a bag of plumphelmets and wander off hoping nothing comes out and insta kills her.
then after slowly walking at 0.105 speed I drop some shrooms and crafted a Minecart... surprisingly she a well crafted one on her first try.
so the story is now a goblindwarf hybrid baby who's not even 1 years old has to find her DADuncleDwarf and Her BadassMom riding in a plumphelmet minecart.
edit: crud baby fell straight into a frozen waterfall and mangled her leg... only the next day to fully recover from her injuries.
double edit: okay so wander into a town, claim the site to be mine and got no reaction, they totally started talking about some kind of big threat and blah blah so at midnight, I was rolling around and hit the lord with the minecart, I didn't realize at first that I MURDERed him but the kill is tied to the kart not the baby, so I mop up the only other guy preventing My baby from becoming Lady of place.
Systemhelm can't eat plumphelmets straight up but she can totally Eat a human heart just fine.
the human mechanic was the only person left of the old rule which lead to this picture where I slam the mechanic into the stairwell
CHAPTER 3: the Ruler age 0