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[Headhanger]

Woah where did all these drawings come from!?

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I like the style, especially the wolf. And the skull-helmet makes me think of Cubone .

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These made me laugh; especially I am an elf's ricochet shot and your dwarf companion's sudden reappearance*.

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+1 for "Traditional Elvish Greeting".

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Is that blood? That must be some pretty abrasive water!

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Time to become a legendary crutch-walker I think.

*Is that even a real word?

[EmperorJon]

Once, while continuing my reign of terror, I came upon a high priest who promptly advised me to prepare to die. Finding this to be mildly amusing I Caught hold of the arm he was trying to punch me with and shattered every joint in it. Still undetered he continued his assult on me, prompting me to gouge out both of his eyes as well as hack off his one good arm. Satisfied that he was no longer a threat, I moved on.

Later, as I fought a spearman, I noticed he was running right for me, somehow sensing where I was despite his lack of occular orbs. Finding this to be mildly amusing I wrestled the spear away from my opponent and hurled it at the priest. It impaled his chest and lodged in the wound, causing him to pass out. Just to be sure of his demise this time, I hurled an arrow at him, lodging it in his knee.

lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
peicewise, you meme-based Nostradamus you.

He used to predict the future of internet memes.
But then...

I can't even finish it!

[Scott Cee]

These made me laugh; especially I am an elf's ricochet shot and your dwarf companion's sudden reappearance*.
*Is that even a real word?

Yes. Yes it is.
Also, thanks.

I have to play more of my Misadventurer to get more... 'plots'.

[WillowLuman]

My Human bowman had just got his motor nerve severed on I think his right leg, against the pikeman chieftain.  I made a desperate shot, and it was a solid hit in the gut.  The dude tried to run away, but I shot him again, which made him pass out in pain.  Using my dagger, I killed him.

It looks like he's doing a baseball slide across the grass while shooting

[Scott Cee]

This speaks for itself, really.

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[Yoink]

That's one cool kobold, Mister Luman!
Also, "I am an elf." And his expression, like, that explains it all.

[wsoxfan]

I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.

[Xantalos]

I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.

Hamstone.

[wsoxfan]

I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.

Hamstone.

*thinks about it for a second* that has to be it. Nothing else can rain death from above like him (her? it?)

[MadocComadrin]

What obviously happened is the sword was lodged directly in the top of the minotaur's head, but hadn't yet torn the brain. Having pit on your efforts, Hamstone came down and hammered that sword through the brain, torso, heart, and out through the...lower torso.

[darkrider2]

What obviously happened is the sword was lodged directly in the top of the minotaur's head, but hadn't yet torn the brain. Having pit on your efforts, Hamstone came down and hammered that sword through the brain, torso, heart, and out through the...lower torso.

Ah, the spinal highway.

[Reudh]

Would someone be able to draw this?



"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."

[Tsukana]

Would someone be able to draw this?



"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."

Nevermind beings being able to throw water with lethal effect, the idea that specific molecules from a thrown (wad?) Of water can be drawn out of a body is terrifying enough.

[Tiruin]

Would someone be able to draw this?



"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."

Nevermind beings being able to throw water with lethal effect, the idea that specific molecules from a thrown (wad?) Of water can be drawn out of a body is terrifying enough.

Two words:

Blood Clotting. 

[Joben]

I wonder if getting vampire blood laced water lodged in your body transmits vampirism.