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[Scott Cee]

He's rolling his eyes.
It is my intention to end every 'strip' I do with a more detailed panel like that, and I'm working on another one right now.
I decided to give the stickmans different heads and speaking fonts so it's easier to tell them apart, but a lot of mohawks are turning up anyway, even on the dogs - which were hyenas really.
The stone bouncing off the guy's helmet really happened, but the dworf lopping off his head afterwards... didn't, and I was ignominiously slain.

All future (mis)adventures will feature the guy with the brush helmet because it is distinctive, even though he is really dead. Really, really dead.

[WillowLuman]

xxXX Adventurer's mutilated corpse XXxx I assume?

[Scott Cee]

^ Yes. Yes indeed.

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[bukitodinos]

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Kobold shooting wolves.

Damnit, forgot to shade the adventurer!

your kobalds are terrifying

[Zale]

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I've decided that my character will be very greedy.

She shall take anything that's not nailed down.

And then take the nailed down stuff too.

[Gizogin]

I personally try to steal everything that isn't nailed down or on fire.  Or too heavily guarded.  Or in a store.

Okay, maybe I don't actually steal things.

[Scott Cee]

The last one for now, because I have used up all of the even semi-interesting stuff that has happened.

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[Zale]

I personally try to steal everything that isn't nailed down or on fire.  Or too heavily guarded.  Or in a store.

Okay, maybe I don't actually steal things.

It's not really stealing if there's no one left to claim it.

Of course, there's no one left because I killed them all, but let's not quibble about little details.

[Scott Cee]

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Real dwarfs wear shorts.

I found it unbelieveably difficult to draw stick animals.
Did you know that the elephant is the only four-legged animal whose knees all point the same way?

[WillowLuman]

your kobalds are terrifying

He's just wearing a horse-skull. But I guess that he's still terrifying for what he does for a living.

Zale, it doesn't count as nailed down if it can be pried loose

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Real dwarfs wear shorts.

I found it unbelieveably difficult to draw stick animals.
Did you know that the elephant is the only four-legged animal whose knees all point the same way?

Rokor, god of rocks also decrees that all animals must die. That's why humans go after them too.

Seriously, companions in adventure mode do not understand this concept of "Stealth"

[adasdad]

Once, while continuing my reign of terror, I came upon a high priest who promptly advised me to prepare to die. Finding this to be mildly amusing I Caught hold of the arm he was trying to punch me with and shattered every joint in it. Still undetered he continued his assult on me, prompting me to gouge out both of his eyes as well as hack off his one good arm. Satisfied that he was no longer a threat, I moved on.

Later, as I fought a spearman, I noticed he was running right for me, somehow sensing where I was despite his lack of occular orbs. Finding this to be mildly amusing I wrestled the spear away from my opponent and hurled it at the priest. It impaled his chest and lodged in the wound, causing him to pass out. Just to be sure of his demise this time, I hurled an arrow at him, lodging it in his knee.

lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
peicewise, you meme-based Nostradamus you.

[WillowLuman]

Go fiddling with any memes around here and we're going to have a real problem.

But seriously, I'd prefer the other phrase of "I used to be the best damn soldier in this army, until I took a sword through my chest."

[Ironlion]

My first adventure went something like this:

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And then I learned that you needed to be at least an adept.  Now if only some companions also knew this...

[NRDL]

Adept in swimming? 

[NRDL]

My Human bowman had just got his motor nerve severed on I think his right leg, against the pikeman chieftain.  I made a desperate shot, and it was a solid hit in the gut.  The dude tried to run away, but I shot him again, which made him pass out in pain.  Using my dagger, I killed him.