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[ivze]

Thanks
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 3 (killing a troll):

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AND

Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 4 (final):

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I can't just imagine in which situation did you think to get lions, but got a Night Creature actually? Never seen them attacking in fast travel mode (except regular Bogeymen, of cause). Just curious

[Shook]

I've gotten assaulted by night beasts in .18 i think it was, but none since then. Needless to say, my adventurer did not function afterwards.

Also, dorfen cooking.

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How else can they mix up such ingredients into a single entity?

[Greiger]

I always saw them as just throwing all the ingredients on a (never cleaned) kitchen counter and then kinda mushing it all together with their hands into something that resembles a single mass.

Bodyslam must be what the legendaries do.

[quip]

Thanks
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 3 (killing a troll):

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AND

Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 4 (final):

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I can't just imagine in which situation did you think to get lions, but got a Night Creature actually? Never seen them attacking in fast travel mode (except regular Bogeymen, of cause). Just curious

I think I got a Night Creature as an ambush in fast travel. I think the odds are just low since you'd have to be in the right area when an ambush triggers.
It was a while ago though so I can't remember much more than that I died horribly and that it concentrated on me over some wild animal that was attacking it.

Then again I may have just had the bad luck to spawn a 1 lion ambush in the exact same place as a Night creature.

[Shook]

I always saw them as just throwing all the ingredients on a (never cleaned) kitchen counter and then kinda mushing it all together with their hands into something that resembles a single mass.

Bodyslam must be what the legendaries do.

That would explain how they can churn out masterpieces at such a staggering rate, while novices spend days mashing together something that is of NO QUALITY. This would mean that higher skill levels are achieved when dorfs stumble and fall on to the plate, accidentally creating a masterpiece.

[Ricky]

This just happened in my fort. I would like for someone to draw it please . I would really prefer is Shook would draw it, because He creates artifact drawings every time.

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`John' Lelummeng, Miner cancels Dig Channel: Interrupted by Badger Sow.
The Badger Sow bites The Miner in the right upper leg, bruising the skin through the (pig tail fiber cloak)!
The Badger Sow latches on firmly!
The Miner strikes The Badger Sow in the right eye tooth with his (copper pick) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Miner breaks the grip of The Badger Sow's tooth on The Miner's right upper leg.
The Miner bites The Badger Sow in the lower body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Miner latches on firmly!
The Miner shakes The Badger Sow around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's muscle and spilling her guts!
An artery in the lower body has been opened by the attack!
The Badger Sow bites The Miner in the lower body, bruising the fat through the (pig tail fiber cloak)!
The Badger Sow latches on firmly!
The Miner strikes The Badger Sow in the right front paw with his (copper pick) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
(badger dies)
The Miner stands up.
(miner goes back to mining)

[NinjaE8825]

NinjaE8825 now I will always see kobolds look like on your drawing

Please do the same on Goblins...

Well, basically, goblins are like elves, except insane and murderous.
Okay, so they're actually exactly like elves.

[Rumrusher]

NinjaE8825 now I will always see kobolds look like on your drawing

Please do the same on Goblins...

Well, basically, goblins are like elves, except they don't talk much about trees hugging.
Okay, so they're actually exactly like elves.

you forgot about the consuming corpse thing?

[NinjaE8825]

NinjaE8825 now I will always see kobolds look like on your drawing

Please do the same on Goblins...

Well, basically, goblins are like elves, except they don't talk much about trees hugging.
Okay, so they're actually exactly like elves.

you forgot about the consuming corpse thing?

Well, goblins don't really eat things, but if they did, they'd definitely eat people. But if we're gonna talk tiny differences like that, they're also less hairy and have glowing red eyes and green skin and use metal and steal children and fix their overpopulation problems by killing each other rather than launching suicide attacks on civilizations with better equipment.

[SuicideJunkie]

This just happened in my fort. I would like for someone to draw it please . I would really prefer is Shook would draw it, because He creates artifact drawings every time.

Miners are indeed very dangerous creatures.

[Ricky]

Masterful work! that made me laugh hard.

[Vic Romano]

Sometimes I feel bad for the little guys

[SeriousConcentrate]

I can't help it. The little guy just made me go 'd'awww' immediately. :3 Poor kobold... I love its expression, good drawing. ^^

[Tsukana]

Dwarf Fortress: Our evil things are f*@$ing adorable.

Adorable F@#$ing evil things: Target Practice.

Secret Kobold Sauce.

[Nasikabatrachus]

I want to see moar drawings of this scene by moar people.

I'll contribute.

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I don't recall what snow lions look like, so I just used regular lions.

Pure genius. This drawing made my may 28th, 2011.

New open request: Draw an extremely tired dwarf wielding a hammer and a battle axe walking into a village and suddenly realizing he has no backpack and there's a wolf paw stuck on his upper front tooth. A single panel will do, but for a DwarfBonus make it several panels. MegaDwarf bonus: make a graphic novel out of it, deconstructing modern western fantasy tropes in a real world setting, and call it WatchDwarves*.


*when I typed that I immediately had to make this: