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[TheMasterTurtle]

THIS, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2vWVa5oU6U&feature=related

Should be the music of dwarf fortress!

[freeformschooler]

i expect a devlog saying "i am satisfied with the state of defenses" but we all know what it really means

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[TheIcelandicManiac]

I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?





Even better that i got the credit for the kill.

[Greiger]

I have spent many days amused by this thread, so I opened up MS paint with my dabbling artist skills and spent 25 minutes to create a XXDigital EngravingXX of my last adventurer's escapades with hunting.  And what will probably happen once creature size plays a factor in targeting.

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It basically ends the same way it actually happened in DF.  Just with more helpless hanging.

[freeformschooler]

I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?

i did my best impression

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[TheMasterTurtle]

You forgot the gazzele standing up -_-

[TheIcelandicManiac]

I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?

i did my best impression

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Thanks you.

[freeformschooler]

You forgot the gazzele standing up -_-

if you look hard enough the necromancer is actually a gazelle
no, really
you're not looking hard enough

[Scaraban]

Hopefully the music won't be like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

Hopefully He will give it some knowledge of basic chordal structures so that it won't rape our ears, although it will sound mechanical and, well, computer generated.

... But, I'm derailing. Bring in the comics!

I think I hate you now...

[Megaman3321]

Hey, it was sort of relevant to the conversation

[Shook]

It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is a labour-saving device FUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.

There is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly.
Also, engravers.

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The secret is out! Their beards shape the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)

[jaxy15]

It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is a labour-saving device FUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.

There is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly.
Also, engravers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Their beard shapes the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)

I once had someone engrave an elf killing a roc.

[Haspen]

It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is a labour-saving device FUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.

There is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly.
Also, engravers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Their beard shapes the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)

I once had someone engrave an elf killing a roc.

Ingredients: Elf, Roc

How to engrave: Smash Elf and Roc against the wall while twisting their limbs in some dramatic composition. Voila~

[quip]

It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is a labour-saving device FUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.

There is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly.
Also, engravers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Their beard shapes the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)

I once had someone engrave an elf killing a roc.

Ingredients: Elf, Roc

How to engrave: Smash Elf and Roc against the wall while twisting their limbs in some dramatic composition. Voila~

I thought he act of being thrown into a wall by a dwarf so hard the only proof of your existanc is the is the indent on the wall was dramatic.

[jetex1911]

Could someone draw a detailed image of a red demon, you know, the one with hooves, and horns, strangling two snow lions, with each hand, and biting one of them in the head?