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[Ultimuh]

They are clearly slacking off!
Put them on militia duty as unishment!
Atleast for two seasons.

[Shook]

I bet they're totally looking for DEMONIC TUNDRA TREANTS to cut the fuck down. Then again, treants don't exist. Yet.
And now, my previous comic has been reworked to poke fun at anime.

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I think i just lost a piece of my soul. (huge respect to the japanese mangakas but so help me god I WILL NEVER DRAW LIKE THAT AGAIN because it looks ridiculously stupid)
Now to win my piece of soul back.

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I feel better already! (also some time later i found out that i had forbidden all silk haha good job me but at least i got to drop a bear on someone)

[Vic Romano]

Naturally, the dreaded tundra is home to some colorful creatures

[Dante]

Shook, your anime cracked me up like nothing on earth. It's even possible you work better with pieces of your soul missing.

Vic Romano, I'm also enjoying your story.

[quip]

I have to admit, these comics are getting funnier and funnier.

[NinjaE8825]

Pff, it's not like I was even gone a whole year.
Anywho, comic, this time the glorious final battle of the kobold adventurer Jalathraydus (her other adventures are back on page 29 or so).
I actually made this part before I vanished off the face of the 'net, but the second half gave me so much trouble I kind of gave up on it and slunk off.
NOT SO THIS TIME.
Expect part two fairly soon. Spoiler'd for size.
*e*
Or not. Seems photobucket dislikes pictures sized 640X3409
Any ideas?

*e2*
Hokay, this should work.

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[Kynrael]

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Dude, your artwork is really so epic...

[Dante]

Jegus.

[metime00]

That was truly epic. I salute you, good sir.

[Shook]

Goodness me, i think the epic gauge just got blown! Most excellent.
Also, dwarven butchery.

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Not like those pansy-ass humans who use SHARP KNIVES. NOBODY NEEDS KNIVES WHEN YOU HAVE TEETH TO RIP OFF FLESH.

[Dante]

The word 'prepared', when it comes to organmeat like prepared lungs or prepared brains, is actually a loose translation of a dwarven phrase meaning 'torn fresh from the body cavity and partially drained of juices'.

[Rumrusher]

There 4 castes of Kobolds I seen through my time here:
There the Cutebolds, the Tarnbolds, the D&D Kobolds, and there the rare adventbold which looks nothing like the other bolds except for the eyes and face which they hide normally.


all these Kobolds live in harmony stealing stuff and eating bones.
edit: chart added

[NinjaE8825]

the Tarnbolds,

Looks more like an AD&Dbold to me, really. Didn't Toady say they were explicitly NOT dog-like in DF?
As for the adventbold (personally I think "herobold" or "ninjabold" flows better), which I'm pretty sure is just me, I based it on the RAW files and in-game colour. I imagine kobolds looking pretty much like tiny (20 kg, which makes them a little under 1 meter tall if I haven't totally messed up the maths) hairless sort-of-scaley yellow-brown humans with glowy yellow eyes, aside from the jaw and teeth which are adapted for BONECARN.
Here's what I mean.

[Siquo]

There's also the Faultbold.

[Rumrusher]

There's also the Faultbold.

sub caste of the cute bold and the common kobold.