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[Shook]

The .19 update summed up in one especially awful comic. It takes hard work to make soemthing this terrible.

DISCLAIMER: The comic you are about to view is extremely horrendous and should not be viewed by anyone... ever.

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I warned you.

EDIT: What have I done?

Oh my goodness my tear channels are going ballistic from laughing so hard. :'D

@Dbuhos: It is now proven that bunnies are evil through and through. Wasn't it Deon who drew a bunny biting a dorf in the family jewels? First the jingleworks, now a finger. I propose bunny genocide.

[Stone Wera]

I think I just had my soul revoked for drawing that comic...

Is that elf having some sort of seizure?

[Proberoo]

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I think I just had my soul revoked for drawing that comic...

Is that elf having some sort of seizure?

More or less yes, my reaction to your creation, heh.

Also I'm all for modding in a bunny civilization and commiting genocide in adventure mode...

[Stone Wera]

I'm all for modding in a warrior race of martially adept lagomorphs.

[Proberoo]

Also I'm all for modding in a bunny civilization and commiting genocide in adventure mode...

Fast raw editting agogo~  Sorry I'm not feeling up to drawing this all out in MSpaint though I welcome anyone else to try 

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Ramkul Bunnymurders embarks with his trusty silver Bunny Bane greataxe, intent on avenging the various body parts of previous comrades...

After traveling an exhausting 2 days, a formerly human-owned town is found, inhabitted now by the beasts.  Fortunately, they are sleeping soundly unaware of the vengeance in their door step.

A look at our first target...

Unfortunately, Ramkul does not know his own strength.

It's like bowling for cargnage lovers.

But we're starting to run out of pins.

At last the house is cleared.  There's still the rest of the town to go, but for now, it's a delicious start.

[Ultimuh]

I think the word Lagomorph would suit better than Rodent.

Also, you should have named him Max. :p

[Dbuhos]

War bunnies anyone ?

EDIT:
Oh god bunny slayer.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Also I'm all for modding in a bunny civilization and commiting genocide in adventure mode...

Fast raw editting agogo~  Sorry I'm not feeling up to drawing this all out in MSpaint though I welcome anyone else to try 

*Image heavy spoiler

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ramkul Bunnymurders embarks with his trusty silver Bunny Bane greataxe, intent on avenging the various body parts of previous comrades...

After traveling an exhausting 2 days, a formerly human-owned town is found, inhabitted now by the beasts.  Fortunately, they are sleeping soundly unaware of the vengeance in their door step.

A look at our first target...

Unfortunately, Ramkul does not know his own strength.

It's like bowling for cargnage lovers.

But we're starting to run out of pins.

At last the house is cleared.  There's still the rest of the town to go, but for now, it's a delicious start.

Personally, I think those pictures would be better without drawing them. There's something about ASCII, as if it's trying to be classy and serious which makes this all the funnier.

[Siquo]

There's something about ASCII, as if it's trying to be classy and serious

That made me giggle. 

[Proberoo]

Personally, I think those pictures would be better without drawing them. There's something about ASCII, as if it's trying to be classy and serious which makes this all the funnier.

Yeah, I have to agree haha.  I do love MSpaint comics but I also like ASCII storylines like that one.

[eepkeep]

True story:

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[rarborman]

That ascii story reminds me of all those empty forts in my current world, all filled with wild rhinos and such...

[Man of Paper]

Got bored, but also lazy, so:

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I may do more stuff, but expect rearranged images from the internets. I have the artistic talent of a banana.

[Theodolus]

If this is possible correct, me but... It would be awesome if you could genocide a town, go to their capital a while later, and ask for a quest without introducing yourself. Then have them ask you to hunt yourself.

Please track down and kill Urist McVillagSlayer please. This madman has killed dozens in his bloodlust! He killed... etc, etc, etc.

[Man of Paper]

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Just made what you said into a picture. Nothing better to do. Currently adventuring, so I'll have something for you actually worth looking at soon maybe. Not as good as some of the others in here (by far), but I'll give some stuff a shot if there are any suggestions.