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[Cheveux]

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Glorious!

[Chilton]

Can someone give Me some stuff to Draw?
I still have to Draw a Giant throwing a Human out a Door.
But Im gonna have alot of spare time Tomorrow, and wouldnt mind being Productive.

Sure, can you draw a bunch of adventurers facing a giant smoke blob Titan? Then one of the pikemen just poking it, and it pretty much just deflates? Then suddenly back to the lord. Thank you Adventurer... blah blah blah.

TADA!

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I think you just ruined hamstone for me.

Say something like that again, and ILL Ruin it for You. Trust Me.

You just ruined hamstone for me...

TADA!

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But would you like him
In a house?
Would you like him
With a mouse?

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:')


Also Chilton, draw all the things!! I don't even know what Diazepam is but i bet the end result will be tripping triangles.

TADA!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diazepam#Adverse_effects
Youre right about that, friend.

And a Bonus!

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PS: I realise You, and possibly others, may be wondering how Hamstone is "For Odin".
A blend of being tired, on a strong Painkiller, and listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvaxPKs8uRQ the entire time as oppose to my usual Drawing Music, I ended up with that. Honestly, I only half remember the Drawing Process

[agertor]

I like how the face looks like it just was like "wut"

[Chilton]

I like how the face looks like it just was like "wut"

I assume You mean the Face in Box 5, Good Sir?

[Shook]

I have <0 artistic ability, but here goes.

I was using an Adventurer I'd been playing for a while. Good stats, but I hadn't gotten much armor, so I couldn't fight much. Got caught out at night, ambushed by night creatures (I couldn't even remember the spelling, that's why it varies in the pic), and got a Mortal Wound. With more of them on the horizon, and my adventurer's attacks failing, I figured he was dead.

I was not happy. And I made sure they knew that. And apparently some of the rage carried over, because he decided to start kicking ass.

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He lived, and now slaughters night creatures with ease while wearing a full suit of armor. Still uses that dagger though.

So you STABBED a bogeyman in half? MANTASTIC. Good comic broheim. (b'_')b

@Chilton: Am not sure what see, but i see Hamstone and Odin mentioned in the same image, so that officially makes it awesome.

Also, am contemplating whether to draw Boss Knight as stickman or not, because non-stickmen from me look horrible, but Logrin always draws him as a really huge dude. Oh well, while i contemplate that, DORFEN FARMING.

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Because how else can they spend so much time planting a single damn seed?

[Chilton]

I have <0 artistic ability, but here goes.

I was using an Adventurer I'd been playing for a while. Good stats, but I hadn't gotten much armor, so I couldn't fight much. Got caught out at night, ambushed by night creatures (I couldn't even remember the spelling, that's why it varies in the pic), and got a Mortal Wound. With more of them on the horizon, and my adventurer's attacks failing, I figured he was dead.

I was not happy. And I made sure they knew that. And apparently some of the rage carried over, because he decided to start kicking ass.

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He lived, and now slaughters night creatures with ease while wearing a full suit of armor. Still uses that dagger though.

So you STABBED a bogeyman in half? MANTASTIC. Good comic broheim. (b'_')b

@Chilton: Am not sure what see, but i see Hamstone and Odin mentioned in the same image, so that officially makes it awesome.

Also, am contemplating whether to draw Boss Knight as stickman or not, because non-stickmen from me look horrible, but Logrin always draws him as a really huge dude. Oh well, while i contemplate that, DORFEN FARMING.

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Because how else can they spend so much time planting a single damn seed?

Honestly Shook, I dont know what My Plan was either

Also...
It all makes sense now!

[Yoink]

Yes, yes it does! And you have just solved that whole debate on the virtues of dwarven defecation being included in-game. Obviously to promote realism in DF we shall just have to rotate all our dwarves on farming duty at some point or other, giving them the chance to release their tortured bowels whilst benefitting the fortress.

[Ieb]

So let me get this straight.

In dwarven communities, there are people who are learning to better control their bowels when they need to, and there are hushed stories spoken respectfully about people who do that fast as lightning, legends of their trade.

[Chilton]

Armok forgive Me.
The following is in no way invocative of the need to repent to Armok by means of Bloodlust and Rage.


eep

Armok isnt actually a good, thats all a big mistake!
You see, back in the old days, the great Urist Mcshitter was the faster 'Farmer' in all the land. But one day, He farmed so quickly, He shook the Fortress. Urist Mcnoble came running to the door, and yelled "Mcshitter, is everything alright?"
Mcshitter replied, "ARM OK!"
Mcnoble replied, "ARM WHAT?"
Mcshitter replied, shouting through the thicket of already growing seedlings, "O *cough* *COUGH* K."
Mcnoble replied, "Armok? What the heck are you talking about?"
Mcshitter replied, "Im fine, I just need to be alone for a bit..."

And so the legends begun.

Everything you just read was blasphemous lies intended to be funny and joking. Im going to sacrifice a hundred dwarves now. After naming them all Urist.

[Reudh]

Oh my god, I just realised that Armok is pronounced Armokay.

Given its origin story, it makes sense... but I've always thought of Armok as being a very dorfy name.

[Leatra]

FOR ARMOKAAAAAY

[Chilton]

Oh my god, I just realised that Armok is pronounced Armokay.

Given its origin story, it makes sense... but I've always thought of Armok as being a very dorfy name.

No, no. Twas just a drunken Urist poopin seeds, saying he was okay!

[Wolf Tengu]

Well that makes sense.

It's a very Dwarf-y beginning...

[Shook]

Ok i made an effort, continuing from where the last Hamstone left off.

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YEAH

Boss Knight is hard but fun to draw.

[Gizogin]

At some point I'll get around to drawing more ADVENTURES OF COG WRATHHAMMER, ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE!, but in the meantime, I just finished a minor mod that gives dwarves a small (0.05%) chance of being the incarnation of Cog.  Arena testing shows that he is really hard to kill, even without armor.  Arrows, spears, and swords just bounce off his rock-hard muscles.  He's also able to punch straight through the heads of his enemies, probably while yelling loudly and declaring his awesomeness.  I'll start a new world with a Cog-dwarf adventurer at some point, and incorporate his many heroic deeds into glorious artwork.