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[Jimlad11]

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[Shook]

www.imgur.com



Also hi again goise. Extremely awesome picture, strongrudder. :'D
Also, took a shot at Cheveux's request.

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Babies and children are not equal in mass, so it is a relevant question.

[Lycus]

SHOOK! NEW COMIC!

Dude, that is one of your best. Love it.

I'm wondering whether or not I should attempt to make a comic. Hmm.

[Haspen]

@Shook: OMGZ U R BACK

And comic hillarious as ever.

[Cheveux]

SWEET, never thought shook would be the one doing my request.

[Mister Dirks]

Its exactly how i pictured it! Bravo!

[strongrudder]

Ha! Hilarious comic, Shook. Probably did way more justice to that one than I could have.

[Dwarfu]

I thought of this thread when I read this headline:

Cops: McDonald's boss punches mom with service dog

So much potential, but ended up being disappointing.

[DrKillPatient]

What, were you expecting this?

Urist McDonald, Manager strikes the Human Mother in the head with his Dog corpse, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Dog corpse has lodged firmly in the wound!

[iyaerP]

Urist McDonald, Manager strikes the Human Mother in the head with the live service dog, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The live service dog has lodged firmly in the wound!

fixxed it for you.

[Urist Da Vinci]

Drawing request:

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The flying bronze bolt strikes You in the lower body, bruising the skin through the copper greaves!
The Crossbowman loses hold of the sheep wool left mitten.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the alpaca wool left glove.
You slash The Crossbowman in the left upper arm with your +bronze two-handed sword+ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Crossbowman loses hold of the sheep wool right mitten.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the alpaca wool right glove.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the copper crossbow.
You slash The Crossbowman in the right lower arm with your +bronze two-handed sword+ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Crossbowman loses hold of the rope reed fiber shoe.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the llama wool chausse.
You slash The Crossbowman in the right lower leg with your +bronze two-handed sword+ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Crossbowman falls over.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the rope reed fiber shoe.
The Crossbowman loses hold of the llama wool chausse.
You slash The Crossbowman in the left lower leg with your +bronze two-handed sword+ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
You stab The Crossbowman in the lower body with your +bronze two-handed sword+, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Crossbowman looks sick!
The +bronze two-handed sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
You kick The Crossbowman in the upper body with your left foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Crossbowman is having trouble breathing!
You kick The Crossbowman in the upper body with your left foot, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the middle spine's nervous tissue through the rope reed fiber cloak!
Crossbowman has bled to death.

TLDR: An idiot crossbowman jumped out from behind a tree and uselessly shot a bolt into my swordmaster adventurer's armor. I imitate the black knight scene from monty python, followed by impaling his living torso onto my sword, and then kicking his body off the end of the blade so hard it breaks his spine.

[Entih]

Decided to give a go at drawing one of my experiences.

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I like to believe that it truly was the strangling, and not the dagger, which did the job.  Let me live in my fantasy world.

[Lycus]

Entih that comic is genius and so true!

I love your art style, please make more comics!

Also, Drawing Request for anyone to accept:

I had a legendary hammerman, who had just slain a dragon with his four peasant friends. I'd recently heard about the alt-move command, so I tested it out by jumping into a murky pond. Which I could then never get out of. FML.

[Svarte Troner]

I was just playing as my Genesis mod Kobold adventurer, who, after painstakingly risking my life to craft armor from the bones and teeth of my enemies, was crushed by a troll...

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troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw.

[Neonivek]

"troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw"

Then what was that O_O?