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[noah22223]

I was sent to kill a night creature.
He had a child.
The child put me into a joint lock, broke my leg, and then made my face into mush when I gave in to the pain.

[Stone Wera]

I always feel a little bad when I'm sent to kill a night creature only to find that he has a children. I usually try not to kill the children, just break their legs so they can't chase after me while I abscond after brutally murdering their parents. What can I say? I'm a big softie.

[Argonnek]

Adventure mode: You are the Orphanmaker,

[noah22223]

After 100 years game time, I went back to there. not only were the first two there, but the childs child, then its child, then ITS child, And it goes on about 5 more times.
They jointlocked all my allies except me.
I proceeded to slice off heads until one finished off my troop and jointlocked me.
He broke my legs, and in return I stabbed his heart.
I got my face turned into food for the teethless, and he bled to death a turn later.

[SirAaronIII]

That happens to me SO much. The villagers tell me to kill So-and-so, the gloom freak wife or whatever. I go over there, BOOM. There's a whole family: Gloom freak (the daddy), 2 gloom freak wives (polygamy?lol), and a kid.

[Jeoshua]

And people call me crazy when I switch night creatures off... 

[Deon]

2 comics the same day: i love drawing these things

This time i gift my enemy with a rain of flaming arrows. Free !!FUN!! (literally).



Note: on the second panel, I apply a coating to the arrow... You must know Monster Hunter to understand.


This comic is the one with the most panels I made. And also the first without the Epic Blood Spray(TM).

i think i need to try this mod...........

You should try MANY mods, there are many cool mods in the development right now. Also there's mine which is quite slow to develop now since it grew a beard longer than an equator through a few years, still I update it quite often. And I think all of them have fire arrows.

[Shook]

Aaand one more fortress related one. About rock toy boats.

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At least he became a competent punner.

[Dante]

Hahaaa. Maybe you should do one about dwarven rock instruments.

[Flying Dice]

Heheh, just did it again, this time killing a grizzly bear with a handful of dwarven wine. I know dwarf booze is powerful stuff, but dayum.

[Shook]

Hahaaa. Maybe you should do one about dwarven rock instruments.

Splendid idea, old chap!

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Double kill.

[Dante]

Oh my gawd.

All I can say to that is

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_{(I'm so sorry)}

[Rumrusher]

this usually what happens with my bags of corpses.

[SumiumOxide]

After a few days game time, I got a quest to go kill a crossbowman. I did, and he NEVER ATTACKED ME BACK.
While my henchmen took care of the others, I ripped the guy apart.

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Needless to say, I felt awesome.

[Flying Dice]

Went to kill a hydra with a small army, and the predictable happened:

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