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Author Topic: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack  (Read 13701 times)

Albedo

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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2009, 12:47:24 am »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on May 26, 2009, 05:05:52 pm
Lo, for I have prepared a meal worth 4,424,346 dwarf bucks...

Lo there do I see my grower. 
Lo there do I see my brewer.
Lo there do I see my cooks and my millers.
Lo there do I see the line of my dwarfs back to the beginning. 
Lo they do call to me;
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Dining,
where the hungry may feast forever.

(This is the buggy way - you may not see this again.)
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Neruz

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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2009, 01:34:17 am »
Trade the 47 million dollar roast to the Elves.

See how much shit they bring you next year :P
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2009, 09:45:44 am »
Quote from: Neruz on May 27, 2009, 01:34:17 am
Trade the 47 million dollar roast to the Elves.

See how much shit they bring you next year :P
Hmm...  I think they'd bring me thousands and thousands of animals in cages.

And millions of bins of rope reed cloth.

I will try it.
Quote from: Redhades on May 27, 2009, 12:37:14 am
So what happens when a dwarf eats that thing, I mean to his mood? Is there any happiness state beyond ecstatic for dwarfs?
I bet a dwarf would get a constant nonstop orgasmic jiz-in-my-pants mood until his head explodes or something. ;D

I forbid everything else, my Dwarves ate some of the 47 million dwarfbuck roast.  I didn't notice any happy thoughts about it or anything =/
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2009, 03:14:26 pm »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on May 26, 2009, 05:05:52 pm
Here's a better meal!  Worth 47,320,000 Dwarf Bucks!

Yes, a 47 million dollar milk roast!  Didn't include the pages and pages of ingredients this time.

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The last thing I would want to eat is a meal made with a giant barrel full of dwarf 'milk'...
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2009, 05:59:40 pm »
Well, I beat my previous record.  With a legendary + 5 cook this time.

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Albedo

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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2009, 08:22:23 pm »
You are the Adamantine Chef.
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2009, 10:57:05 pm »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on May 27, 2009, 05:59:40 pm
Well, I beat my previous record.  With a legendary + 5 cook this time.

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Sell eet. I want to see how much stuff the Elves bring you next.
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 11:02:13 pm »
Quote from: Neruz on May 27, 2009, 10:57:05 pm
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on May 27, 2009, 05:59:40 pm
Well, I beat my previous record.  With a legendary + 5 cook this time.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sell eet. I want to see how much stuff the Elves bring you next.

Ok, I'll do that at work tomorrow, and I'll post my results here.
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2009, 12:20:29 am »
Holy crap this is awesome. This is how all of my forts are starting, from now on.
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2009, 01:05:00 am »
Let goblins steal it.
Build a crossbow and one stack of bolts from the wagon.
See if you can kill them all.
:D
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2009, 02:06:57 am »
It'll be like 300 (Yes. The movie.) only with more arrows. And blood...

Somehow.
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Well that went better than expected.  He went nuts and punched a rabbit to death, then the dogs and the whole dining hall ripped him to shreds.

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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2009, 02:23:17 am »
I wonder how long it took to move the thing to your food stockpile.
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2009, 03:35:49 am »
Probably easier to deconstruct the kitchen and make a stockpile under it.

Though, I must ask, what is the highest per ration value one can get?
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Albedo

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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2009, 04:58:27 am »
Yeah, what does this turkey weigh?
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Re: Maximum value of a prepared meal stack
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2009, 06:31:51 am »
It's on the left; it weighs 2 dwarftons.
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