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kalida99

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Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« on: May 25, 2009, 10:07:45 pm »
So i genned a new world, finished all the quests for the humans, so i decided, i'll go help the elves...

asked the druid for a quest, had to kill a giant...

this giant had killed 32 elves...

they wanted me to kill it for stealing....

ready for it?

rat weed... One rat weed...
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2009, 10:12:56 pm »
FAIL!

Elves are stupid.
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2009, 10:27:33 pm »
I was once sent to a human town to kill a named donkey because apperently sometime in the distant past it had stomped an elf to death.

That or when I had to kill a god damn human kid. I still think that was a glich.
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 08:13:47 am »
Of course the hippies will be most upset about you stealing their stash of weeds! There's a lot of hippies and simply not enough weed to go around.
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 04:44:18 pm »
Helping the Elves?  You can do that by putting them out of their misery!  What merciful god would allow those creatures to live?  None!  That's why we have to give them mercy!
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 03:31:40 am »
So we give them mercy by showing them no mercy!

FUCK YEAH!
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 08:23:12 am »
Quote from: Shima on May 27, 2009, 04:44:18 pm
What merciful god would allow those creatures to live?

ARMOK: GOD OF BLOOD cares not for your mortal mercy.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 02:08:45 pm by Jakkarra »
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 01:41:11 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on May 28, 2009, 08:23:12 am
Quote from: Shima on May 27, 2009, 04:44:18 pm
What merciful god would allow those creatures to live?

ARMOK: GOD OF BLOOD cares not for your mortal mercy.


Fixed :P Uh, unless you meant:

ARMOK: GOD OF BLOOD cares not, for you're Mortal Mercy.

or i guess

ARMOK: GOD OF BLOOD cares not, for you're mortal, Mercy.

or maybe

ARMOK: GOD OF BLOOD cares not for your mortal, Mercy.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 01:46:10 pm by Plek »
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 02:06:24 pm »
misspelled your. no need for dat comma, dawg.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 02:08:09 pm by Jakkarra »
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Re: Elves have thier priorities mixed...
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 02:20:34 am »
Quote from: Plek on May 28, 2009, 01:41:11 pm
Quote from: Jakkarra on May 28, 2009, 08:23:12 am
Quote from: Shima on May 27, 2009, 04:44:18 pm
What merciful god would allow those creatures to live?

ARMOK: GOD OF BLOOD cares not for your mortal mercy.

Colorful shit.


Leave the grammar Nazi-ing to the pros.
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