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[Mr.Person]

I did.  I said "Mr.Person, last chance to hammer".  Ah well.

But then you hammered me, you should of said "lynch me or I lynch you"

[webadict]

Hey, let's all play again!

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Playing right now:

A hilarious fail moment from me:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

XylBot*   Role: Super Coward Eavesdropper (town). You may tap a player's communicaton lines, recieving duplicates of all game messages they recieve that night. In addition, when you use your action you hide, making you immune to all actions that night. You win when all the bad guys are gone.
   *XylBot*   Abilities: eavesdrop
   =-=   Mode #mafia -vvvvv A_Fey_Dwarf Kevylin Nikanor RayFrost WPPWAH by XylBot
   =-=   Mode #mafia +m by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is night 0. Night ends in 180 s (or when all choices are in). Submit actions to XylBot. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: A_Fey_Dwarf Kevylin Nikanor RayFrost WPPWAH |||
   >XylBot<   eavesdrop kevylin
   *XylBot*   Action confirmed.
   =-=   Mode #mafia +vvvvv A_Fey_Dwarf Kevylin Nikanor RayFrost WPPWAH by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is day 1. It takes 3 votes to lynch. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: A_Fey_Dwarf Kevylin Nikanor RayFrost WPPWAH |||
   <A_Fey_Dwarf>   Wheee
   <A_Fey_Dwarf>   I'm unkillable
   <WPPWAH>   !vote nolynch
   <RayFrost>   brb
   <Nikanor>   Lol.
   <RayFrost>   need to do some test setups
   <Nikanor>   Why would you say that, AFD?
   <A_Fey_Dwarf>   I am super coward eavesdropper
   <A_Fey_Dwarf>   No one can touch me
   <Nikanor>   >_>
   <WPPWAH>   come on
   <WPPWAH>   NL
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || A_Fey_Dwarf has been killed. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || A_Fey_Dwarf was a Super Coward Eavesdropper (town). |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia -v A_Fey_Dwarf by XylBot
   <WPPWAH>   ...
   <Nikanor>   Wow.

Damn day killers I completely forgot about that possibility >_>

[Pandarsenic]

winnar.

[Alexhans]

damn you, guys!  This gets all hype when I have no internet...

Keep playing until I come back  

Dont lurk.  Ignore the megalomaniac personalities.  Dont quicklynch.  Dont take forever either.  :O

Anyway... There's a couple of funny game examples in this thread from the times when we were just starting.

[webadict]

I played a game last night where I WIFOM'd the town in 5p with Ice Cream Man by turning someone into a Townie. I then managed to convince everyone that the Delayer was really the scum and he was framing me.

[Alexhans]

who were the town?

[Leafsnail]

Don't quicklynch?  Isn't that exactly what a mafia member should do in a hammer game?

[webadict]

who were the town?

Kev, WPP, RayFrost and Nikonar.

WPP was the Delayer.

[Alexhans]

Don't quicklynch?  Isn't that exactly what a mafia member should do in a hammer game?

... Yes... I didn't say "Don't grab a win when you're scum".  I said that town shouldn't quicklynch people.  Many times some players just quicklynch someone in a stupid fast waggon without letting them speak or claim. 

@Web: lol.   I want to see that log... XD 

[webadict]

Don't quicklynch?  Isn't that exactly what a mafia member should do in a hammer game?

... Yes... I didn't say "Don't grab a win when you're scum".  I said that town shouldn't quicklynch people.  Many times some players just quicklynch someone in a stupid fast waggon without letting them speak or claim. 

@Web: lol.   I want to see that log... XD 

Shucks. My computer wasn't set to log it. Oh well. It was pretty funny, because Kev was an Immortal beforehand

[webadict]

I'm bored. Let's quickplay mafia!

[Alexhans]

dakarian...  I WANT that log!!!  Post it.  Daz's bewilderment at a loss is really funny to read.

[Leafsnail]

Helpful Tip:

If by chance you ban yourself from your own channel, you can unban yourself by typing /msg ChanServ UNBANME #channel

Hehe.

Anyway, does anyone want a game with the player who once accidentally publicly announced his NK ?

[dakarian]

Though I was the newbie of it again.  Meh keep messing up the help commands. 

Spoiler: Failure incarnate (click to show/hide)

*XylBot*   You are now signed up for the next game.
   <Excedrin>   !xmafia in
   =-=   Mode #mafia +v Excedrin by XylBot
   <Daz>   !xmafia in
   =-=   Mode #mafia +v Daz by XylBot
   <dakarian>   !xmafia go
   <Alexhans>   that wouldn't be so much trouble
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Everybody in? The game starts in 30 seconds! |||
   <Daz>   dakarian - that's called dethy.
   <Alexhans>   you'd probably get them to lynch each other
   <dakarian>   ALL sanc
   <Alexhans>   dakarian
   <dakarian>   just for me
   <Alexhans>   they wouldn't know that
   <Alexhans>   and highly doubt that
   <dakarian>   I don't trust this bot
   <dakarian>   it has it in for me
   <Alexhans>   you could say random, insane, naive
   <dakarian>   a depthy here would be cute though
   <dakarian>   no time to do an excell
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Signups are over. 4 playing. Sending roles... (Setup: average) |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia +v Xyl by XylBot
   *XylBot*   Role: Poison Doctor (town). You can give someone an antidote, curing that player of any poison. You win when all the bad guys are gone.
   *XylBot*   Abilities: antidote
   =-=   Mode #mafia -vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   =-=   Mode #mafia +m by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is night 0. Night ends in 180 s (or when all choices are in). Submit actions to XylBot. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   >XylBot<   antidote alexhans
   =-=   Mode #mafia +vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is day 1. It takes 3 votes to lynch. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   >XylBot<   help poisoner
   *XylBot*   Sorry, no help is available for that topic.
   <Daz>   This seems familiar.
   <Daz>   !vote nolynch
   <Alexhans>   lol
   <Excedrin>   !vote nolynch
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || VOTE COUNT (3 to lynch) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || No Lynch - 2 (Daz Excedrin) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || The town has voted for no lynch. |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia -vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is night 1. Night ends in 180 s (or when all choices are in). Submit actions to XylBot. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   >XylBot<   antidote excedrin
   *XylBot*   Action confirmed.
   =-=   Mode #mafia +vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is day 2. It takes 3 votes to lynch. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   <Excedrin>   !vote nolynch
   <Alexhans>   ok
   <Excedrin>   poisoner?
   <Daz>   no
   <Alexhans>   really?
   <Daz>   Hmm
   <Alexhans>   arsonist?
   <Excedrin>   it's dakarian if so
   <Daz>   Alexhans
   <Daz>   why the lol?
   <Alexhans>   we would be dead
   <Daz>   don't nl
   <Alexhans>   unless it was dakarian
   <Alexhans>   This seems familiar.
   <Alexhans>   that made me laugh
   <Excedrin>   yea dakarian is poisoner imo
   <Daz>   any reason why?
   <dakarian>   how do youknow it's posioner, and I'm not it
   <Alexhans>   because of last game
   <Daz>   Hmm
   <Daz>   !vote nolynch
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || VOTE COUNT (3 to lynch) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || No Lynch - 2 (Excedrin Daz) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || The town has voted for no lynch. |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia -vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is night 2. Night ends in 180 s (or when all choices are in). Submit actions to XylBot. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   >XylBot<   antidote daz
   *XylBot*   Action confirmed.
   =-=   Mode #mafia +vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is day 3. It takes 3 votes to lynch. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   <Excedrin>   ...
   <Daz>   yea
   <Daz>   mc
   <Excedrin>   ok
   <Alexhans>   ok
   <Daz>   Massclaim when the countdown reaches 0 (countdown starts in 5 seconds)
   <Daz>   !xmafia alive
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   <Daz>   brbs in meantime
   <Daz>   5
   <Daz>   4
   <Daz>   3
   <Daz>   2
   <Daz>   1
   <Daz>   0 - CLAIM NOW
   <dakarian>   Poison doctor, N0 alex, N1 Excedin, N2 daz
   <Daz>   RB, blocked Alexhans , ALEXhans, ALEXHANS.
   <Excedrin>   cheater, there's a poison doctor
   <Alexhans>   wow
   <Alexhans>   sorry
   <Alexhans>   lag
   <Alexhans>   townie
   <Alexhans>   blocked me ALWAYS?
   <Alexhans>   ...
   <Alexhans>   what a jerk
   <Alexhans>   ok...
   <Alexhans>   dakarian: is probably telling the truth
   <Alexhans>   Im lagging
   <dakarian>   !vote alexhans
   <Alexhans>   horribly
   <Alexhans>   and maybe im already lynched
   <Alexhans>   or something
   <Alexhans>   crappy lag
   <Daz>   lol Alexhans
   <Excedrin>   nobody's talking
   <Daz>   you've been lynched
   <Daz>   are you scum?
   <Alexhans>   no
   <Alexhans>   you're idiots
   <Alexhans>   i dont think it's dakarian
   <Alexhans>   maybe Excedrin
   <Alexhans>   or the other bastard...
   <Alexhans>   called Daz
   <Alexhans>   
   <Excedrin>   I don't think it's dakarian
   <Daz>   Alexhans
   <Excedrin>   anymore
   <Alexhans>   !xmafia votes
   <Daz>   You haven't been lynched
   <Daz>   Also
   <Daz>   it cannot be dakarian
   <Excedrin>   since he claimed poison doc
   <Alexhans>   oh
   <Alexhans>   great
   <Alexhans>   that's my point
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || VOTE COUNT (3 to lynch) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Alexhans - 1 (dakarian) |||
   <Alexhans>   I still receive things with a crappy delay though
   <Daz>   WAITR
   <Daz>   Excedrin
   <Excedrin>   so if there's a rb + cheater + poison doc
   <Alexhans>   dakarian: ... why are you voting me?
   <Daz>   why only 1 cheater result?
   <Excedrin>   seems odd
   <Excedrin>   I got the same result each night
   <Daz>   yea, right.
   <Excedrin>   poison doc, poison doc, poison doc
   <dakarian>   somewhat afk a sec btw
   <Daz>   Who don't you want to clear?
   <Alexhans>   !xmafia help poison doctor
   <dakarian>   I know I didn't heal everyone
   <dakarian>   so I expected someone to die N3
   <dakarian>   err N2
   <Alexhans>   ok... this is pretty won for town
   <Alexhans>   either way
   <Daz>   nl
   <Alexhans>   unless daz is scum and you guys lynch me
   <Excedrin>   yea nl is good
   <Daz>   !vote nolynch
   <dakarian>   !vote nolynch
   <Alexhans>   hold on
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || VOTE COUNT (3 to lynch) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || No Lynch - 2 (Daz dakarian) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || The town has voted for no lynch. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || No kills have happened in the past 3 days. If there are no kills in the next day, the game will be a draw. |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia -vvvv Alexhans Daz Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is night 3. Night ends in 180 s (or when all choices are in). Submit actions to XylBot. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Daz Excedrin |||
   >XylBot<   antidote excedrin
   *XylBot*   Action confirmed.
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Daz has died from poison. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Daz was a Roleblocker (town). |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia +vvv Alexhans Excedrin dakarian by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || It is day 4. It takes 2 votes to lynch. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Living players: Alexhans dakarian Excedrin |||
   <Alexhans>   ...
   <Alexhans>   !vote Excedrin
   <Excedrin>   !vote Alexhans
   <Alexhans>   wtf man
   <dakarian>   !vote excedrin
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || VOTE COUNT (2 to lynch) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Alexhans - 1 (Excedrin) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Excedrin - 2 (Alexhans dakarian) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Excedrin has been lynched. |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Excedrin was a Cheater (town). |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia -v Excedrin by XylBot
   =-=   Mode #mafia -m by XylBot
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Game over! Winners: (sk: Alexhans) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || sk: Alexhans (Poisoner) |||
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || town: dakarian (Poison Doctor) Daz (Roleblocker) Excedrin (Cheater) |||
   =-=   Mode #mafia -vvv Alexhans Xyl dakarian by XylBot
   <Alexhans>   I said hold on
   <Daz>   ....
   <Alexhans>   wow
   <Daz>   dakarian
   <Alexhans>   I shouldnt have won that
   <Daz>   Excedrin was confirmed cheater
   <Daz>   HE KNEW YOUR ROLE
   <Alexhans>   yep
   <Alexhans>   mafia cheater
   <Daz>   Palmface.
   <Alexhans>   :O
   <Alexhans>   anyway
   <Daz>   PALM FACE
   <dakarian>   daz, did n't you block alex 3 times?
   <Alexhans>   if dak had cured daz
   <Daz>   dakarian - yes, and the night I died
   <Excedrin>   rb does nothing to poisoner
   <Daz>   Exactly
   <Excedrin>   poisoner acts during the day
   <dakarian>   ....
   <Alexhans>   I poisoned Daz every time, btw...
   <Alexhans>   XD
   <dakarian>   #&(*#&(*%#$%&(%&(*
   <Alexhans>   bullshit
   <Alexhans>   Excedrin: he BLOCKED me
   <Alexhans>   or he was protected
   <dakarian>   so he didn't block every night
   <Excedrin>   well it's a day action
   <Alexhans>   oh... wait
   <Excedrin>   idk
   <dakarian>   so that the poison would go through
   <Excedrin>   you prob just didn't enter it
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Congratulations to Alexhans for a solo win in the last game! |||
   <Excedrin>   since we NL'd fast
   <Alexhans>   i did
   <Excedrin>   lol
   <Alexhans>   I did
   <Alexhans>   i had it in my clipboard
   <dakarian>   that's what I don't get
   <dakarian>   if daz was blocking over and over
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   <dakarian>   alex couldn't have made the kill
   <Alexhans>   who did you protect?
   <Alexhans>   dakarian: ?
   <dakarian>   different' person each time
   <dakarian>   ending with Exced
   <Alexhans>   mmmm
   <dakarian>   I expected more deaths since I didn't protect teh same person twice
   <dakarian>   so when the blocks were said I though "if no death occurs next night, there you go
   <Alexhans>   lol
   <Alexhans>   but we still dont know who was blocked last nigth
   <Alexhans>   by Daz
   <dakarian>   so he didn't block you one of the nights
   <Alexhans>   Daz prob thought I would kill dakarian
   <dakarian>   so he was wrong in saying he blocked
   <Daz>   Alexhans - you
   <Daz>   I blocked Alexhans 100%
   <Alexhans>   ...
   <dakarian>   so how did he poison you?
   <Excedrin>   dakarian: rb does nothing to poisoner
   <Daz>   day action
   <Excedrin>   poison is a day action
   <Excedrin>   !xmafia help poisoner
   <Alexhans>   so how did the poisons didnt go through on previous days?
   <dakarian>   !xmafia help poisoner
   *XylBot*   Poisoner (town, sk; common; 4+ players): You have the ability to poison someone during the day. That player will die the next morning. Actions: (day)poison
   <dakarian>   AHH
   <dakarian>   bah didn't work when I checked the first time
   <Alexhans>   Daz:
   <dakarian>   *sigh*
   <Alexhans>   why did you EVEN no lynch?
   <Alexhans>   you should've lynched Excedrin
   <Alexhans>   and blocked me
   <Alexhans>   or the other way around
   <Daz>   Alexhans - I suspected poisoner.
   <Daz>   Which I was right in the end.
   <Alexhans>   well
   <Alexhans>   with poison doc
   <Alexhans>   you had a point
   <Daz>   Poison doctor doesn't appear in the basic setups without poisoner
   <Alexhans>   so...
   <Alexhans>   I still don't understand how I won
   <Daz>   dakarian is newb
   <Alexhans>   and why I didnt get to kill earlier
   <Daz>   is why
   <Alexhans>   yeah
   <Alexhans>   right
   <Alexhans>   you're incapable of winning
   <Alexhans>   but you blame it on the new guy
   <XylBot>   ||| MAFIABOT || Congratulations to Alexhans for a solo win in the last game! |||
   <Alexhans>   you guys quick voted nolynch
   <Alexhans>   without explaining
   <Excedrin>   v0v now he knows
   <Alexhans>   anyway
   <Alexhans>   bye
   <Daz>   Alexhans - if I'd said that, I probably wouldn't have got you lynched tomorrow.
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   <Alexhans>   just reading the claims
   <Alexhans>   I thought I was SO screwed
   <Alexhans>   Excedrin: luckyly commented on poisoner
   <Alexhans>   wich made him scummy
   <Alexhans>   and then... guessing on poison doc...
   <Alexhans>   that was my only choice...
   <Alexhans>   dakarian: log this... I cant from mibbit
   <Alexhans>   I want to analyze it later...
   <Alexhans>   bye
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