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TheDJ17

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Inbread Elves
« on: May 25, 2009, 07:14:22 pm »

Elf McAdventurer: Tell me about your family.
Elf McDruid: I had a cousin named Nidela Autumnlured
Elf McDruid: He was also my father.

Has anyone else had something like this happen to them?
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2009, 07:36:54 pm »

THAT IS WIERD

but just another reason to kill elves, to prevent them from mutating into something better, or dumber...
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2009, 07:39:59 pm »

Made with elven flour?
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2009, 07:49:31 pm »

Made with elven flour?


DAMN.

Sergius beat me to the bread joke. :<
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 08:11:57 am »

Elf McAdventurer: Tell me about your family.
Elf McDruid: I had a cousin named Nidela Autumnlured
Elf McDruid: He was also my father.

Has anyone else had something like this happen to them?

No but I have run into a forest retreat where the druid was apparently the father of 80% of the population. It was weird.
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 08:18:36 am »

What I find disturbing is that you played an ELF adventurer.
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 02:18:22 pm »

What I find disturbing is that you played an ELF adventurer.

I thought that they would be good archers
I was wrong.
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 02:32:10 pm »

What I find disturbing is that you played an ELF adventurer.

I thought that they would be good archers
I was wrong.

Like elves are good at anything.

well their good to stab with things.

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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 02:51:31 pm »

I've got this with dwarves and humans as well.

well, not the inbread part, but you know.

Someone should mod in elfbread. And that someone is me.

Add this to item_food in the raws
Code: [Select]

[ITEM_FOOD:ITEM_FOOD_INBREAD]
[NAME:elfbread]
[LEVEL:2]

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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 03:52:35 pm »

I am so sorry for this. I do not have an inner Grammar Nazi, but this has to be done.

THAT IS WEIRD

I apologise profusely, I couldn't resist :'(

Back on-topic...was the elven cousin in question a slave of any goblin civ with "incest" in its name?
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 04:40:07 pm »

Every now and then I do find people who have incestuous families.  I was quite amazed to see that DF rendered incest as well as anything else it does.
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 09:15:02 am »

I am so sorry for this. I do not have an inner Grammar Nazi, but this has to be done.

THAT IS WEIRD

I apologise profusely, I couldn't resist :'(

Back on-topic...was the elven cousin in question a slave of any goblin civ with "incest" in its name?

This! Is! Wierd!
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 02:21:55 am »

Oh come on!

What are the chances there's actually a meaning to the word Wierd.
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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 01:09:45 pm »

I've had this with humans as well. One's grandmother was also her aunt.

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Re: Inbread Elves
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 06:42:41 am »

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