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Author Topic: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues  (Read 16219 times)

Errol

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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2009, 07:25:50 am »

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The... tentacles! Ewwww! My lifelong fear!" Sweetsugar struggled free of the irop grip. "Do... not... touch me! I can become really, really fearful, and when I'm fearful, very bad things happen!" He looked around, looking for Mr. Metal Friend. "Hey, Mr. Metal Guy! What are you doing? Someone knows where to find sugar?"
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2009, 08:06:36 am »

The girl scutteled off, not used to being rejected (given that she was an anime female, rejection was rare for this particular form of humanoid). She raised her arm, as if in preperation for a blow, but after a minute of cowering and shivering, she slowly pulled herself to her feer. Dusting herself off, she heard the fairy's request for sugar, and suddenly remembered...

"I... I have some... I mean... if you want it?"

She pulled a cube of sugar from her pocket and, trembling, held it up, as if offering it, to the fairy creature.
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2009, 09:26:44 am »

"Flying flesh-hull, I am trying to leave this planet. This requires first acquiring certain materials. These materials require the acquiring of certain devices. The devices I construct out of timber beams. Timber beams I make from trees. That is what I am doing. Regarding the chemicals you seek, the puny flesh-hull yonder is offering them to you. Now be off, for I am busy."
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2009, 09:39:30 am »

Fred was still sitting on his bed, which where on a grassy knoll surrounded by trees.
This thing have happened before, last time he woke up in the middle of a dwarven fortress.
Took a while to escape from there, but he lost his old bed.
Wile sleeping, he can dream himself anywhere, problem is that he can't really controll it, unless it is to go back to his original point of travel.
He stood up and took a look at his surroundings once again, he just hopes he won't meet something dangerous.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 12:02:15 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2009, 11:38:26 am »

The human finally awakened. Il P. was at this point really hungry and bored and generally pissed off, so instead of just looking inviting and waiting, he thought he'll advertise a bit.
-Hey! Hi, mister, yes you, I'm talking to you, there's hardly anyone else here to talk to, right? So, yeah. Let me cut straight to the point. Would you like to have a sit on a comfy couch?
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2009, 11:50:59 am »

"Wait? You have sugar? Awesome! Can I be your friend?"

There was a blur, and next thing you know, Sweetsugar was crushed beneath the sugar cube. Judging by the noises he made he was ecstatic, by means of having licked a truly decadent dish lately.

"Donottouchthesugarorbadthingswillhappen!!!"
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2009, 11:59:46 am »

@ Il Palazzo

Oh I completely ignored your posts by accident..
sorry about that, but reading yours now, well,he was laying on a bed, not on the grass..
And I will be thinking of something to post soon.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 12:01:55 pm by Ultimuh »
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Il Palazzo

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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2009, 12:03:32 pm »

Ultimuh:
Yeah, I missed the fact that you've teleported with your bed, apparently. Anything else?
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2009, 12:04:41 pm »

Don't think so, well Imay be posting something later, so be batient, since I'm still at work.
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2009, 02:34:19 pm »

The girl seemed shocked at the speed that the overhyper fairy had traveled at. Turning her attention from the little man, she turned to appraise the other two, who seemed larger and slightly saner. One was cutting up trees, the other seemed to be lost in thought. Shrugging, she walked up to the frozen one and tried to rouse him from his state.

"Mister? WAKE UP!"

She waved in his face, then knocked on it, accompanied by a redicoulous cartoony soundtrack and the air above her head slowly growing odd red, squiggly lines, that apparently suggested frustration and anger.

"WAKE UP YOU LITTLE-"

Being from a show targeted at teenage females (Shōjo anime), she had her own censor as well.
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2009, 02:50:13 pm »

Bla bla bla
Sean & co. aren't here, but at the crash site.
Locations: Oil spring (NUKE9.13 (Steampunk cyborg), Errol (caffeine fairy), Katsuun (Anime chick)
Crash site (Sean Mirrsen (Mech pilot), Virex (glass mage)
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2009, 03:07:46 pm »

it's and anime girl. Leaps of logic are her daily bread.
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2009, 03:50:01 pm »

Suddenly realizing that she was shouting at nothing, Katta's face turned a deep red, as if to signify embarassment. She stuttered and eventually slid away, after leaving the fairy more sugar cubes in a pile on the ground.
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2009, 03:56:06 pm »

As Katta walks away, two yellow pinpricks of light become visible from inside the deep forest. There is a light shaking of the ground as a massive, elephantine figure shambles out of the forest. Hunched over and carrying a massive club studded with spikes of iron, the thing cumbersomely moves over to the pile of sugar cubes.

"Gruh," it mumbles, as it scoops the sugar and the patch of dirt under the sugar into it's mouth and begins to chew greedily.

As silently as it came, it lumbers back into the shady forest.
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Re: The f(l)ight of the Mary Sues
« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2009, 04:02:23 pm »

As Katta walks away, two yellow pinpricks of light become visible from inside the deep forest. There is a light shaking of the ground as a massive, elephantine figure shambles out of the forest. Hunched over and carrying a massive club studded with spikes of iron, the thing cumbersomely moves over to the pile of sugar cubes.

"Gruh," it mumbles, as it scoops the sugar and the patch of dirt under the sugar into it's mouth and begins to chew greedily.

As silently as it came, it lumbers back into the shady forest.

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