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Author Topic: The Armory  (Read 4835 times)

varkarrus

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2009, 07:12:37 pm »
Standard: Unarmed
Improvised: Dragon bones
Bizzare: Modded "surgically removed" elf reproductive organs.
Awesome: Modded "surgically removed" elf reproductive organs.
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Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2009, 07:55:42 pm »
Standard:Unarmed.
Improvised:An Elven Child.
Bizarre:A Live Elven Child ;D
Awesome:Unarmed combat takes on a whole new meaning when you lose an arm,pick it up and then proceed to beat to death the person that removed it.
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Quote from: Shurikane on December 05, 2010, 09:57:00 am
Dwarf!  Indeed, a devious delight fond of drink and industry deceived as both do-gooder and devil by the delusions of deities.  This demander, no daft demeanor, is a driving force of the deadly diocese, now disappointed, delirious from goblin deception.  However, this delicious derangement of a demolished diamond stands determined!

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2009, 01:48:54 am »
standard: largest axe i can find. with 1 or 2 small backup axes for when the first one gets stuck.
improvises: killed my way to very high stats with a rope reed shoe. till a lucky cougar got me.
silly: adamantium anvils. never did figure out if they do more damage then steel ones, or if artifact ones are better, though the adamantium ones can be thrown better. also the head of whatever i kill first. and vomit.

also, i am a big fan of the thrown adamantium giant serrated discs. they weigh nothing so you can carry lots of them. although aparently the axe blades do more damage.
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Kidiri

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2009, 06:27:25 am »
Quote from: Evil One on May 30, 2009, 07:55:42 pm
Awesome:Unarmed combat takes on a whole new meaning when you lose an arm,pick it up and then proceed to beat to death the person that removed it.

Fixed. Come on, everybody was expecting that pun...
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Quote from: bluea on March 18, 2010, 11:07:03 pm
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2009, 08:58:22 am »
standard:steel hammer
secondary:towercap barrel
bizzare:skirt

and it can kill wolfs apperently
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Quote from: Gamerlord on July 14, 2011, 10:29:17 pm
huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2009, 10:24:58 am »
Standard: Any Standard Weapon.
Improvised: A shield.
Bizarre: Vomit, corpses, ice (Yes, one of my adventurers spawned with Ice instead of Water ._.), bugs, limbs, eyes and brains.
Oh, I bludgeoned a Shopkeeper to death by ripping his own thong off once.
CAN'T UNSEE MENTAL IMAGE.
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Meanmelter

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2009, 11:13:31 am »
Quote from: Mr Doctor on July 13, 2009, 10:24:58 am
Standard: Any Standard Weapon.
Improvised: A shield.
Bizarre: Vomit, corpses, ice (Yes, one of my adventurers spawned with Ice instead of Water ._.), bugs, limbs, eyes and brains.
Oh, I bludgeoned a Shopkeeper to death by ripping his own thong off once.
CAN'T UNSEE MENTAL IMAGE.

lol how deadly is the vomit?
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Quote from: PrimusRibbus on July 14, 2011, 10:31:51 pm
Quote from: Gamerlord on July 14, 2011, 10:29:17 pm
huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
Story of my life.

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2009, 12:09:49 pm »
Quote from: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 11:13:31 am
Quote from: Mr Doctor on July 13, 2009, 10:24:58 am
Standard: Any Standard Weapon.
Improvised: A shield.
Bizarre: Vomit, corpses, ice (Yes, one of my adventurers spawned with Ice instead of Water ._.), bugs, limbs, eyes and brains.
Oh, I bludgeoned a Shopkeeper to death by ripping his own thong off once.
CAN'T UNSEE MENTAL IMAGE.
If you throw it then anything can be totally lethal.

I've killed dragons with pepples and guards with captured worms

lol how deadly is the vomit?
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2009, 11:59:31 pm »
Standard: Sword. I just like it.

Improvised: None. I usually end up dying before being forced to improvise.

Bizzare: I once bludgeoned a cougar to death with two cougar corpses.
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RavingManiac

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #54 on: July 15, 2009, 12:57:06 am »
Conventional: Sword
Improvised: Giant axe blade
Bizarre: Flint rocks(thrown)
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Quote from: Zerox on July 20, 2008, 04:14:50 pm
Thief:"Quiet kitty, Qui-"
Cat:"THIEF! Protect the hoard from the skulking filth!"
Quote from: BloodBeard on July 11, 2009, 02:51:17 pm
The resulting party killed 20 dwarves, crippled 2 more and the remaining 9 managed to get along and have a nice party.

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #55 on: July 15, 2009, 01:31:07 am »
Standard: what ever weapon i feel like at start up
Improvised: bolts used as daggers
Bizarre: one time i had a fire imp skull that was pretty effective
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #56 on: July 15, 2009, 02:24:35 pm »
Quote from: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 11:13:31 am
Quote from: Mr Doctor on July 13, 2009, 10:24:58 am
Standard: Any Standard Weapon.
Improvised: A shield.
Bizarre: Vomit, corpses, ice (Yes, one of my adventurers spawned with Ice instead of Water ._.), bugs, limbs, eyes and brains.
Oh, I bludgeoned a Shopkeeper to death by ripping his own thong off once.
CAN'T UNSEE MENTAL IMAGE.
lol how deadly is the vomit?

RIP AND TEAR LUNGS.
That's how deadly.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2009, 01:31:45 am by Mr Doctor »
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2009, 01:29:54 am »
Standard: Swords
Improvised: Limbs severed by my Swords
Bizzare: Fish stolen from a town after I finish emptying it.

I find it amusing that a thrown fish can kill soldiers in full armor. Or at least injure them enough that I can beat them with their own limbs.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2009, 02:03:49 am »
Standart:Pike or Longsword and sheild.
Improvised:Rocks in melee.
Bizzare:Wolf tail.Any tail actually.
Awesome:Dwarf mode made awesome pike ([CIV_CONTROLLABLE] for that.) or awesome sword.Only take enough materials to make it and let my guy come.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2009, 07:33:02 am »
Standard: Axe or Whip
Improvised: Perch
Bizzare: Elf skull - not that I usually buy into the "kill all elves" thing but when I came across it, I knew I had to use it.
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Quote from: Grendus on July 19, 2009, 08:00:48 am
wooden maces (omg, it's a heavy stick!)
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