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Dakk

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2009, 01:19:10 pm »
Conventional: War Hammer.

Secondary: Great axe blade (trap part).

Bizarre: thong.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2009, 01:52:52 pm »
Conventional: Iron Flail

Secondary: Tons of spears for throwing

Bizarre: Elven Child
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2009, 01:59:57 pm »
Quote from: kalida99 on May 26, 2009, 01:52:52 pm
Bizarre: Elven Child

How is that bizarre?
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2009, 02:01:01 pm »
i call him torso boy, the first enemy i cut off all the limbs... just a torso, no head, legs or arms...
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2009, 02:22:17 pm »
Quote from: kalida99 on May 26, 2009, 02:01:01 pm
i call him torso boy, the first enemy i cut off all the limbs... just a torso, no head, legs or arms...

How are you sure it's a boy the Elves themslves can barly tell.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2009, 02:26:36 pm »
Dunno, but torso boy sounds better than torso elf...

or i could just sell it as "Elf On"...


Elf On apply directly to and Elf!!
Elf On apply directly to and Elf!!
Elf On apply directly to and Elf!!
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2009, 03:59:41 pm »
Conventional: *Steel battleaxe*

Improvised: Bronze Giant Corkscrew

Bizarre: A long-dead baby.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2009, 08:20:20 pm »
Conventional: Any sword.

Improvised: My shield.

Bizarre: A materwork Adamantine statue.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 12:32:30 am »
Conventional: Two handed sword (artifact if available)

Secondary: Steel bolts (thrown)

Bizarre: Throwing vermin such as bats, bugs, pixies, dragonflies
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 01:50:44 am »
Quote from: piecewise on May 23, 2009, 12:19:43 am
it would only be more funny if I could beat them to death with my own severed head.

Sounds like a scene straight out of Red Vs Blue where one of the characters is being beaten to death with his own skull while screaming "It's not physically possible!"
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First ten minutes of play I ate my loincloth and then got some limbs torn off by a super friendly rat. Thumbs up from me.

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Re: The Armory
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 03:42:19 am »
Conventional: Halberd.
Secondary: Thrown daggers.
Bizarre: Spiked crafts, usually figurines.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 05:15:40 pm »
The spinning silty clay loam strikes The Engraver in the lower body!
It is battered!
The Engraver's stomach has been badly bruised!
The Engraver's spleen has been badly bruised!
The Engraver's left kidney has been bruised!

That's scarily effective :o
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 08:13:27 pm »
Conventional: Steel Maul
Secondary: Iron Spears (thrown)
Bizarre: Flaming elf clothes
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 08:18:16 pm »
Quote from: Vilien on May 27, 2009, 08:13:27 pm
Conventional: Steel Maul
Secondary: Iron Spears (thrown)
Bizarre: Flaming elf clothes
Flaming elves are more effective.
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Re: The Armory
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 09:53:49 pm »
Standard: Sword or hammer
Improvised: My own damn armor/food/spare weapons/ammo/etc.
Bizarre: !!Giant Cave Spider Corpse!!

I propose we add a new category: Awesome.

Awesome: thrown artifact large serrated adamantine discs  8)
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