Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Draco18s]

If DF was the real world we'd have all drowned in magma a long time ago.

[ToonyMan]

If Dwarf Fortress was the real world I would die from awesome.

[jaked122]

if Df was the real world, we'd would have killed off all forms of nobles

[BigFatDwarf]

If Dwarf Fortress would somehow jump into our dimension and changed reality, ...

... everyone with pointy ears would be shot on sight.

... we'd have all the politics (nobles) cramped in one big common room.

... we'd make magma bombs.

... everyone would be layered with vomit, blood and water.

... everyone would go on a quest for socks.

... all forests would be cut down.

... Eiffel Tower and the Liberty Statue would be nothing to the New Megaprojects!

... we wouldn't have computers

... we wouldn't have this forum.

... everyone would commit suicide.

[Sindayven]

If Dwarf Fortress was the real world...

The entire planet would be overrun with HFS in less than 5 years.

[Eagle]

...time would randomly stop when the game paused.

...Toady's whims would be reality.

...wars would be fought entirely with the stuff found on the ground, or your buddy's corpses.

[Argonnek]

... we humans would have all of our cities collapsed and transformed into dwarven fortresses
... we would no longer need to create support structures as the entire planet could be held up by a single floor tile

[Dwarfu]

If Dwarf Fortress was the real world...

I could instantly impregnate any woman in my immediate area - with my clothes on.  [insert Quagmire line here]

[ThtblovesDF]

If Dwarf Fortress was the real world...

...Being a Nobel would not be a desirable thing.
...The land scape would indeed be filled with skyscaping tower's, but the streets under them would be awfully red.
... Politican's would be delt with.

[ToonyMan]

There wouldn't be racism, there would be professionism!


"Hey you stupid cheese maker peasant boy!  Go get me a soda."

"Yes oh glorious miner!"

[Ultimuh]

There wouldn't be racism, there would be professionism!

Maybe not racism, but very likely specieism.

I hear people around theese parts disslike elves.

[BigFatDwarf]

Huh?? People? Where? I only see some lazy dwarves attacking the booze stockpile while taking a leak on a very thin pointy-ear.