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[Urist McCyrilin]

Let's play a little game. It's pretty simple. You simply finish the sentence "If Dwarf Fortress was the real world..."
Example:

... Magikarp would be the strongest Pokémon.

[jaked122]

Let's play a little game. It's pretty simple. You simply finish the sentence "If Dwarf Fortress was the real world..."
Example:

... Magikarp would be the strongest Pokémon.

this feels like spam but it isn't.
if dwarf fortress was real
... we'd have smelters producing massive amounts of metal from magma when someone cheated.

[jaked122]

if dwarf fortress was real... we'd dump trash under the draw bride to destroy it forever.

[Yanlin]

... We'd stop making these threads.

[Blakmane]

... We'd stop making these threads.

... trolls would be in caves instead of on internet forums 

[Kardos]

... We'd all be dead.

[jaked122]

... We'd stop making these threads.

why did you bash my fun??

[Yanlin]

Because there's already a thread like this.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

... we'd cancel all of our jobs, including eating and drinking and going to sleep, just because one small bird came into our LoS

... We'd use the perpetual motion machine to launch Earth into SPACE and colonizing Alpha Centauri in 7 years, with 7 short, beardy men dwarves JUST BECAUSE WE CAN.

[Ultimuh]

If Dwarf Fortress as the real world.. I would have the best excuse to escape reality by playing videogames all day long, when not at work.

[Jude]

I would scope out every landscape I see for its potential as an embark site.



.....oh wait.

[cerapa]

...I would have a beard and drink booze.

...all colonizations would be done by 7 people.

...rats and mice would randomly teleport.

...the planet would collapse from digging too much ground out.

...we would have mined out the core for easy glass.

...bauxite would be the single most expensive mineral.

[Urist McCyrilin]

...I would have a beard and drink booze.

Looks like I win >

[Alfador]

-3

[Creamcorn]

If Dwarf Fortress was real I would be a legendary internet user and be super fast, super tough and ultra mighty from all of it, yikes.