Topic: Try Not to be the Pawn of the Reptiloids [Text Game] (Read 9988 times)

Nirur Torir · « **Reply #30 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:33:24 am »

Hide knife beneath (worn) clothing and leave through the door like a sane, non-reality altering person would.

NUKE9.13 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:39:50 am »

Quote from: Nirur Torir on May 22, 2009, 11:33:24 am

Hide knife beneath (worn) clothing and leave through the door like a sane, non-reality altering person would.

And then take the door with you?

Ultimuh · « **Reply #32 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:50:50 am »

Ignore the thought of brining the door with you, it's a silly thing to do.

NUKE9.13 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:01:04 pm »

...
Am I the only person who never leaves home without their door?

Ultimuh · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:37:19 pm »

I never do, didn't I suggest we ignore doing that?

Jack_Bread · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:20:31 pm »

You start to remove the door from the doorframe. You take your knife and realize you cannot remove it without a screwdriver! You also don't think a door would fit in your pocket. You then go to expand the hole. You make it big enough to fit your head in. Looking down, you see that the pink wire is just fused to the wall. It doesn't go anywhere! What a let-down. You, finally, look around suspiciously and hide the knife in your stiff clothes.

NUKE9.13 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:30:19 pm »

Damn!
Ok, if you were a crazy government pawn, where would you keep your screwdriver?

Jack_Bread · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:31:38 pm »

You think for a second.
You think of several possibilities...
A)Your CD slot in your computer...
B)In your sister's teddy bear...
C)...in your ass...?

NUKE9.13 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:33:09 pm »

>Eject CD!

Jack_Bread · « **Reply #39 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:35:58 pm »

You go to eject the CD.
You hesitate at pressing the button, this thing was always a bitch.
*click*
A CD shoots out and gets jammed into the wall. You forgot what CD you had in there so you take a look at it. It says "Pablo and Maria's Going Green Adventure!"
You fucking sister was using your computer again...
No screwdriver, though.

NUKE9.13 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:48:35 pm »

>Suppress rage- it's better for your sanity!

Jack_Bread · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:29:05 pm »

You growl in distress and clench your fist. But you clear your mind, ha ha! No need to KILL YOU SISTER. You decide to break that FUCKING CD!

Strife26 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:46:58 pm »

>Meditate to control rage.

Jack_Bread · « **Reply #43 on:** May 23, 2009, 02:05:53 am »

You sit down to gather yourself. Oh, how your sister makes you mad. Ahg.
You meditate for a while. You then remember you were looking for the screwdriver!
You have two places you haven't checked...
Your FUCKING sister's teddy...
...and.... your ass...

Pandarsenic · « **Reply #44 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:42:14 am »

If the screwdriver were stored in our rectum, I'm QUITE sure we'd be feeling it. Check the teddy.

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