Howdy folks. I've not been long playing DF- a few months, really, but I thought I might burst onto the modding scene with this.
Basically, this thread is about taking DF
jokes and turning them into DF
features whilst keeping the game balanced.
Additions so far:
ELVESDwarven Irony: smelter reaction, Elf bones to wood. If we can't have wood, substitute elves.
Poncium: New mineral with a couple of smelter reactions. Anyway: Basically the frozen essence of self-importance, we'll have Elves drop a rock of this behind when they die. Make it refinable (with two bars of steel) into Poncium Steel, which is suitable for one thing,weapons (and trap components), which in turn are suitable for two things: Chopping down trees, and chopping down elves. 200% damage compared to iron, I'm thinking.
GOBLINSThe OTHER Iron Ore: Another smelter reaction, if you don't have anything better to do with them, goblin bones can be smelted with a low chance of turning into iron ore. 20% chance. Also with maybe a tiny chance of making some Antimagma (see below), to chuck in an element of risk?
He's 'armless!: A new trap component, SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to lop bits off of goblins. I'm thinking small, but very cutty, and with a kickass CRIT_BOOST for that bloody-arcing goodness. Designed for ten of the same in a trap, so that you'll very possibly remove all of his limbs, his head AND his lower body. Fear the might of the lawnmower.
OH DEAR GOD THE BEES Another trap component, the beehive. Twenty hits of 10 gore damage each. Your enemies will leave eyeless and bleeding.
ORES AND MINERALSFrigidium and Antimagma: This is entirely unsafe. Frigidium can be mined out and is quite valuable, but antimagma will immediately boil as soon as you make it in the Smelter. Fear the noble who demands a weapon rack of this stuff. Also possibly there to facilitate other things requiring cold- LOTS of cold.
Hey world! FUCK YOU! We weren't the first to pull the lever marked 'FUN'. Ancient dwarves did too, creating a new layer of stone in the process- 'Ashstone'. It's igneous extrusive, and can contain, along with normal igneous extrusive things, slag, which has a decent concentration of many different ores, and petrified creatures, which be smelted into gems
Credit: Untelligent, LegoLord, Deon and Boksi for help with tags and general aura of elf-beatery, Nicpon for basic idea for Ashstone and Varkarrus for suggesting preserved creatures in Ashstone be smeltable to gems.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1084That's the link. It's only the objects folder at the moment, but if I get enough demand for it, I'll upload the full version, including two pregenned large worlds, my super-special-awesome init file settings, and tasty tasty errorlog results from me typoing 'forest' and the like.