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Author Topic: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.  (Read 5550 times)

Qloos

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If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« on: May 21, 2009, 06:30:39 pm »

I'm going to live in peace with the elfs, not use magma, saver the taste of water when I'm not bedridden and shave my beard.

(seriously stop using the same jokes over and over, they're not funny anymore ever.)
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Creamcorn

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 06:32:07 pm »

*Pulls lever*
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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

Martin

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 06:33:05 pm »

MAGMA!!!

Slappy Moose

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 06:35:03 pm »

Get out, I can hear the Hammerer coming.
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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 06:40:03 pm »

Get out, I can hear the Hammerer coming.

Smite him with the spinning +sock+!

You were asking for it.

(offtopic: Qloos, is that avatar modified at all?  If not, what kind of fish is that?, It's an awesome photo.)
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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 07:13:56 pm »

Just don't run into the elf-killing device on your way out. It uses magma. And booze. And the power of 1000 dwarven beards
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Personally, I can't wait for doctors to get possessed and start surgically attaching axes to champion soldier's arms.
And neither can I...

ThtblovesDF

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 07:27:58 pm »

Magma is getting boring imo, its not that imaginative or interesting or even painful.
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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 07:33:20 pm »

we need some sort of cold "magma" that freezes things on contact. Perhaps coolant flows?
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Duke 2.0

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 08:19:04 pm »

 Well, that was short.
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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 08:21:03 pm »

stub article.

Might as well have titled this thread "Don't pull this lever"
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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 08:38:47 pm »

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Itnetlolor

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 08:58:21 pm »

--Insert cliche DF joke here--

BTW, where did you get the comic from?

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 09:02:32 pm »

funny picture

I like this one. Funny.
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 09:03:39 pm »

--Insert cliche DF joke here--

BTW, where did you get the comic from?
a few people have made comics over the years, i forget whom exactly (that one is by someone named Raz i think)

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Re: If I hear a Cliche DF joke in this thread.
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 09:09:12 pm »

By any chance is there an illustrated story of Boatmurdered other than the LP? I bet that would be interesting.

I would imagine it in a sort of Sin City art style.
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