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Iapetus

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Worst. Orc. Ever.
« on: May 21, 2009, 03:06:21 pm »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!


Led by this chap...
Ubup Tubägŷtuvőg ŷqu'tuævox, Orc Hammer Lord
"Ubup Rhythmicfiends the Frilly Glove"
Local Leader / Orc Hammer Lord, [male]

(Although his inventory is taken up with almost four pages of dwarf bone and dwarf leather accessories, which I suppose would restore some of his orc street-cred.)
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Leafsnail

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 03:08:44 pm »
Maybe the orc nickname section needs a tweak.
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nirodragon

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 03:19:18 pm »
RhytmicFiends - dancing zombies
Frilly Glove

Congratulations, you have just been besieged by the infamous Michael Jackson.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!
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Quote from: Danaru on February 26, 2009, 07:45:41 am
Urist McMiner cancels Mine: Taking a dump
Urist McMiner was disgusted by a miasma lately

I can't believe I just went there...

Kel the Oblivious

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 04:31:38 pm »
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Posted by: nirodragon 

RhytmicFiends - dancing zombies
Frilly Glove

Congratulations, you have just been besieged by the infamous Michael Jackson.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!

Can't... breathe..... laughing too much.
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To err is to man, as to kill your entire population because you forgot a single stone block in your incredibly amazing steam aquaduct system is to dwarf

WorkerDrone

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 04:43:56 pm »
Oh goooood. I can't breath either!...

*Crawls away laughing* Far...to...funny...
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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 04:51:50 pm »
Quote from: nirodragon on May 21, 2009, 03:19:18 pm
RhytmicFiends - dancing zombies
Frilly Glove

Congratulations, you have just been besieged by the infamous Michael Jackson.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!
ZING!!!
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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 05:17:21 pm »
Quote from: Kel the Oblivious on May 21, 2009, 04:31:38 pm
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Posted by: nirodragon 

RhytmicFiends - dancing zombies
Frilly Glove

Congratulations, you have just been besieged by the infamous Michael Jackson.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!

Can't... breathe..... laughing too much.
Quote from: WorkerDrone on May 21, 2009, 04:43:56 pm
Oh goooood. I can't breath either!...

*Crawls away laughing* Far...to...funny...

Hmm, checking under the skills for Michael Jackson.
     Legendary 'CPR' giver

I recommend regaining your breath fast, he's coming for you next.
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Quote from: Danaru on February 26, 2009, 07:45:41 am
Urist McMiner cancels Mine: Taking a dump
Urist McMiner was disgusted by a miasma lately

I can't believe I just went there...

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 05:17:45 pm »
nirodragon wins 400 points.
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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 06:49:10 pm »
Quote from: nirodragon on May 21, 2009, 03:19:18 pm
RhytmicFiends - dancing zombies
Frilly Glove

Congratulations, you have just been besieged by the infamous Michael Jackson.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!

Heh. It's a shame this forum doesn't have rep enabled as you would have gotten so much for that. ;D
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nirodragon

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 06:51:18 pm »
Quote from: Metalax on May 21, 2009, 06:49:10 pm
Quote from: nirodragon on May 21, 2009, 03:19:18 pm
RhytmicFiends - dancing zombies
Frilly Glove

Congratulations, you have just been besieged by the infamous Michael Jackson.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!

Heh. It's a shame this forum doesn't have rep enabled as you would have gotten so much for that. ;D

The problem there is that everyone would end up with legendary rep rather quickly.  :P
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Quote from: Danaru on February 26, 2009, 07:45:41 am
Urist McMiner cancels Mine: Taking a dump
Urist McMiner was disgusted by a miasma lately

I can't believe I just went there...

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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 07:55:30 pm »
That was sheer genius.
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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 06:45:15 pm »
... can't breath....laughing...too hard.... stay away michael
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Re: Worst. Orc. Ever.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2009, 06:54:50 pm »
If it fits it will be in my sig.

EDIT: I deleated the empty rows and now it fits perfictly.
        Just like most things in DF.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2009, 06:59:01 pm by TheDJ17 »
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