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[Kashyyk]

Caveman 1:Make shovel
Cavemen 2: Find more Snares
You:Cook?

This.

[WorkerDrone]

This is in prehistoric times. Most of the trees are REALLY big, and tall. You can't see much, and usually only the clearings (like the one where your campsite is) let in any large amount of light. And the closer you get to the edge of the forest, the denser the trees are.

Besides, until winter comes, and the dinosaurs migrate to a warmer area, it won't be safe to go out in the open. You won't be seeing a T-Rex in the forest, they have strong legs, which they use to run fast and catch other large and slow moving Dinosaurs out in the open. A T-Rex moves more than fast enough to catch up with the average caveman. And its more then big and chompy enough that I won't even consider a damage system with them.

You get bitten by a T-Rex, your pretty much dead.

Anyhow, I think I'll update soon, depending on the my own whim what option seems to win popular approval.

[Kashyyk]

Even if we had fifty caveguys all with spears and all throwing them at it?

[WorkerDrone]

Ah but that's the thing.

You'll probably not get fifty 'caveguys' throwing rocks and spears at them.

In fact, if you did, you would have met the games end game, of building up an actual tribe, which can effectively take down large prey and force all other cavemen into the fold, with the main 'caveguy' as chief.

And than I would open up the next one, and you guys would play that instead.

Unfortunately, right now its just you and two mooks trying not to get chomped on or smashed. Or clubbed to death. OR BURNED BY FIRE! AAAAHA FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!

Well, fire good, but only when fire isn't on caveman. THAN FIRE BAD.

[Kashyyk]

heh, it's like spore isn't it? Epics are a real pain in the ass when in creature phase, but in tribal phase they get taken down easily.

[Org]

So...we worship a fire god?

[Kashyyk]

no, I don't think our caveman's brain can handle imagining something that doesn't exist.

[WorkerDrone]

*RIMSHOT*

[Jackrabbit]

Cavemen don't get rimshots either

[WorkerDrone]

Oh get out of here and get back to updating that damn story of yours.

I'm lazier than YOU, and I've already gotten half the amount pictures you've made over the course of a while in two days!

[Jackrabbit]

I, uh, I just got Plants V.S. zombies.

*sob* I have a problem.

[WorkerDrone]

Your damn right you do.

And your so unlucky too. I already offered Rysith my AsciiDraw talents, so you won't be able to mooch off me until I complete whatever amount he had in mind. That and I still have this and several more Adventure Games in the works. Though those won't kick off until I'm done with this one.

[Jackrabbit]

Ha! Jackrabbit does not mooch! Jackrabbit does!

[WorkerDrone]

You are Jackrabbit you nimrod. And you do so mooch. Why if there wasn't a time more of my special Rum has gone missing...

...My rum...

MY RUUUUUM. WHERE IS MY RUM?!

[Jackrabbit]

Oh. Right. *hic* yeah.